tbitw

tbitw is an acronym for "The Bird is The Word" which is a song called "Surfin Bird" by The Trashman.

"tbitw"
"What?"
"Have you heard?"
"Heard what?"
"Oh man, you haven't heard?!?"
"Heard what?"
"Oh man I can't believe you haven't heard!"
"Heard WHAT?"
"That the B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word...."

by DreamPCs March 13, 2009

titwad

An extremely stupid inane brain-redundant twat who is not worth fresh air. They litrally have tit on their brain and fuck all else.

"John went for a smoke of hash down the copshop last night."
"What a fuckin titwad!"

by charbrad73 November 24, 2009

twitwad

A pejorative nickname for someone who is both an idiot and a fool.

He is a total twitwad but he is our beloved president and the leader of the free world!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

Twitwich

Someone who is more than a twit... so much more. The act of describing them simply as a twit would do an injustice to the twits of the world. This person is just so frickin stupid... Like a special kind of stupid. You just want to reach across the table and backhand them, and then while they are grabbing their cheek in pain, you want to ask what on Earth made them so dumb, and ensure its not catchy.

"A woman on the bus got pissed at me when I wanted to sit down where her purse was. What a twitwich!"

"There is a twitwich convention in town, and you got, like, 3 invitations"

by Mosleyan February 12, 2010

Titwankability

A girl with boobs large enough to perform a titwank.

'Hey breeder boy, scope her, titwankability, brrrrap!'

by Lee Jolleys July 31, 2007

Titwilly

Pronounced: tit-willy (TITWWLI).
Acronym: This Is The World We Live In

Meaning: Statement used to express incredulity at current events.

Dan: Dude, Donald Trump has been voted in as President!
Lynds: I know, titwilly!!

by Krokie November 19, 2016

titwhore

(n) A woman who rents her breasts to men for their pleasure.

There are a lot of titwhores at this year's Mardi Gras.

by Anonymous May 12, 2003