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twizzledick
word used to describe someone whose name you don't want to say out loud, for someone you feel contempt for or someone who you find to be worthless and a waste of good oxygen.
Tony G: I really need help with this equipment.
Jim C: I know a guy, but he works for that twizzledick. The job up the street.
Tony G: ??
Tony G: Oh, you mean Bruce?
Jim C: That's him.
Tony G: You're right, he is. I'll give that twizzledick a call.
Jim C: I know a guy, but he works for that twizzledick. The job up the street.
Tony G: ??
Tony G: Oh, you mean Bruce?
Jim C: That's him.
Tony G: You're right, he is. I'll give that twizzledick a call.
twizzledick by Mark Louis Webb January 7, 2011
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twizzle stick
twizzle stick by Steve_Juggernaut May 15, 2006
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when a girl gives a guy a handjob while twisting around making the guys dick twisted and red like a twizzler
Texas Twizzler by Dr.Wats November 10, 2010
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The act of placing a twizzler inside of your partners Rectum, then extract the twizzler from the rectum and slowly Injest the fecal mattered twizzler.
Texas twizzler by Queefsniffer3000 December 13, 2019
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