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twizzledick

word used to describe someone whose name you don't want to say out loud, for someone you feel contempt for or someone who you find to be worthless and a waste of good oxygen.
Tony G: I really need help with this equipment.
Jim C: I know a guy, but he works for that twizzledick. The job up the street.
Tony G: ??

Tony G: Oh, you mean Bruce?
Jim C: That's him.
Tony G: You're right, he is. I'll give that twizzledick a call.
twizzledick by Mark Louis Webb January 7, 2011

twizzled 

Confused or unable to decide.
Was used in the Artisoft LANtastic networking software to indicate the network was unable to decide which network adapter to use.
From the LANtastic Networking software: "Net BIOS is twizzled"
twizzled by maniakaz December 5, 2011

twizzle stick

A dope pipe. Another word for a glass dick.
yo man, load up the twizzle stick and lets start tweakin!!

tapdizzle 

sperm or ejaculate of any sort
When Johnny checked into his hotel room he noticed there was tapdizzle on the bed
tapdizzle by Lynnze January 6, 2008

Texas Twizzler 

when a girl gives a guy a handjob while twisting around making the guys dick twisted and red like a twizzler
Becky gave me a Texas Twizzler last night. It hurt so bad.
Texas Twizzler by Dr.Wats November 10, 2010

Texas twizzler 

The act of placing a twizzler inside of your partners Rectum, then extract the twizzler from the rectum and slowly Injest the fecal mattered twizzler.
Kyle gave his girlfriend a Texas twizzler last night, the whole apartment smelt like shit
Texas twizzler by Queefsniffer3000 December 13, 2019
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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