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Oh man I smoked 9 bowls and did a kegstand, I'm so twizzlered

Did you see how twizzlered that chick was? She should've held the beer bong

twizzlered by Carbon6595 November 2, 2010

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twizzlered

When you have consumed alcohol, tobacco, and marijuana. Like "triple-faded" instead of "cross-faded" because now there are three elements of intoxication.

After shotgunning those PBRs, smoking that blunt, and puffing my cig, I'm so twizzlered.

twizzlered by dharmainitiative23 December 4, 2016

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twizzlered up

To be so drunk you can not stand up.

Kaliegh got so twizzlered up last night.

twizzlered up by abcd0987 November 20, 2014

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twizzled

Confused or unable to decide.
Was used in the Artisoft LANtastic networking software to indicate the network was unable to decide which network adapter to use.

From the LANtastic Networking software: "Net BIOS is twizzled"

twizzled by maniakaz December 5, 2011

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Texas Twizzler

when a girl gives a guy a handjob while twisting around making the guys dick twisted and red like a twizzler

Becky gave me a Texas Twizzler last night. It hurt so bad.

Texas Twizzler by Dr.Wats November 10, 2010

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Texas twizzler

The act of placing a twizzler inside of your partners Rectum, then extract the twizzler from the rectum and slowly Injest the fecal mattered twizzler.

Kyle gave his girlfriend a Texas twizzler last night, the whole apartment smelt like shit

Texas twizzler by Queefsniffer3000 December 13, 2019

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Cinnamon Twizzler

The act of blowing cinnamon into a person's face like former wrestler Mr. Fugi and then inserting a Twizzler into the person's anus

Doug's been walking funny and has experienced blurry vision ever since Uncle Tom gave him a Cinnamon Twizzler

Cinnamon Twizzler by Magnitude69 July 7, 2011

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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