Skip to main content

tattered windsock 

To render one's anus or vagina in a graphical state of distress, as a result of a particularly violent bowel movement or penetrative intercourse.
The description comes from the similar appearance to the ripped edges of a windsock (an item of metrological equipment used to establish wind speed/direction) as used at airports/flying schools, etc., which have become tattered as a result of excessive weather conditions.
"God, that curry last night was awesome - my arse puckered starrusty sheriff's badgechocolate tea towel holder this morning was like a tattered windsock"

"He was hung like a horse; my twat vadgegrowleryeti's welly looked like a tattered windsock afterwards"
Related Words

Dropped Yer Tattie 

When a females tampon is sticking out her vagina and is noticeable through her clothes.
If there is blood visible through the clothes then we would say "Yer Tattie is covered in sauce"
(man) - "Hey you!"
(woman) - "What?"
(man) - "YE DROPPED YER TATTIE!"
Dropped Yer Tattie by Hi Calum :-) December 6, 2009

Tattie Mongerin Leprechaun

Something you probably shouldn't call an Irish person, especially if you're Scottish.
William: "Aye fok off ya tattie mongerin Leprechaun"
Alby: "Whot de fok ded you just call me?"

Arse stained tattie 

A way to call someone a potato dipped in shit. A general insult.
Sum Buddy: "Can I borrow 5 bucks?"
Appe Erson: "Fok off ya arse stained tattie"

Tattle Tale 

A small child (or sometimes adult) that tells when others are "doing something bad", much to the annoyance of everyone around them. Often earn themselves unflattering titles.
Susie: Teacher! Bobby's out of his seat!
Bobby: Ugh, Susie is such a tattle tale.

tatthree 

body ink for the fatter than usual.one step above a tattoo
Damn, Rosie O'donnel got inked today, It's one fine looking tatthree
tatthree by wfd4 April 3, 2008