tatoob 

A rather unsightly tatoo on a boob

I thought I liked her until we went swimming and saw her tatoob.

tatoob by DavePD December 31, 2006

tattoob 

A breast tattoo. Portmanteau of tattoo and boob.

"Hey, check out that chick's butterfly tattoob!"
"Where?"
"Where do you think? I said 'tattoob'!"
"I know, Dude. I mean where exactly?"
"The left one, near the cleavage."

tattoob by Jim Jr. August 30, 2007

Tooth to tatoo ratio 

The proportion of teeth to tatoos that a person has. The less teeth and more tatoos, the more likely one is to be arrested on the TV show COPS.

That guy with the low tooth to tatoo ratio just got arrested for OVI for the 3rd time.

Tooth to tatoo ratio by krovos August 7, 2009

Teardrop tatoo 

A tatoo that generally means a person is going to be a leach on society forever by wasting our tax dollars rotting in prison.

Todd: Mom Johhny just got a teardrop tatoo.

Mom: FUCK, might as well just throw him in prison now because he pretty much just sealed the deal by getting that tatoo

Teardrop tatoo by MrHobbes69 June 22, 2014

mushroom tatoo 

when you smack your dick across someones face and it leaves a mark.

"I slapped that bitch with my dick and gave her a mushroom tatoo"

mushroom tatoo by Peniswillow April 8, 2003

Tatooine 

tatooine is a fictional deserted desert planet in the outer rim territories of the star-wars galaxy, and is the home planet of "anakin skywalker". it is a home of gambling and pod races. it is available in the map of the galaxy in the book "star wars: the ultimate visual guide".

some star wars fiction has tatooine blown up by vader, as he hates the planet because of the sorrow it has caused him.

"tatooine"

darth maul: tatooine is sparsely populated, if the coardinets are right we shall find them quickly master.

darth sidious: the jedi will be no match to you.

Tatooine by yo yo to the ho ho June 8, 2009

tattoobs 

tattooed boobs.

She looked pretty, until I saw that her breasts were, in actuality, tattoobs.

tattoobs by OsirusR July 14, 2009