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Tooth to tatoo ratio
The proportion of teeth to tatoos that a person has. The less teeth and more tatoos, the more likely one is to be arrested on the TV show COPS.
Tooth to tatoo ratio by krovos August 7, 2009
Teardrop tatoo
A tatoo that generally means a person is going to be a leach on society forever by wasting our tax dollars rotting in prison.
Todd: Mom Johhny just got a teardrop tatoo.
Mom: FUCK, might as well just throw him in prison now because he pretty much just sealed the deal by getting that tatoo
Mom: FUCK, might as well just throw him in prison now because he pretty much just sealed the deal by getting that tatoo
Teardrop tatoo by MrHobbes69 June 22, 2014
mushroom tatoo
mushroom tatoo by Peniswillow April 8, 2003
Tatooine
tatooine is a fictional deserted desert planet in the outer rim territories of the star-wars galaxy, and is the home planet of "anakin skywalker". it is a home of gambling and pod races. it is available in the map of the galaxy in the book "star wars: the ultimate visual guide".
some star wars fiction has tatooine blown up by vader, as he hates the planet because of the sorrow it has caused him.
some star wars fiction has tatooine blown up by vader, as he hates the planet because of the sorrow it has caused him.
"tatooine"
darth maul: tatooine is sparsely populated, if the coardinets are right we shall find them quickly master.
darth sidious: the jedi will be no match to you.
darth maul: tatooine is sparsely populated, if the coardinets are right we shall find them quickly master.
darth sidious: the jedi will be no match to you.
Tatooine by yo yo to the ho ho June 8, 2009
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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