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I’m so tased that I didn’t get to fuck her last night
Tased by Bmkmc February 6, 2019
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Tased-Straight 

The unforseen effects of taking a 500,000 volt taser to the genitals where the pubes become stick straight and bright white.
Christina: Did you see Lbdub's new taser last night?"
Rose and Cheryl: "YES!!"
Cheryl: "He came home tased-straight at 3am looking like Spike from Gremlins "
Rob: "No, I did that before I left... a welcome home gift for the love of my life"
Tased-Straight by lbdub March 16, 2022

Ball-tased 

When a person tasers themselves in their testicles. May or may not cause a fatal heart attack.
While attempting to steal a portrait of Tip O'neill, the man ball-tased himself, which triggered a fatal heart attack
Ball-tased by Marieldan January 9, 2021
Tsedey is such and amazing friend, she will be there for you at all times no matter what, she is the most beautiful person (ethiopian) anyone could ever meet, she has eyes like a light bulb and whenever you are down she would cheer you up. You are very lucky if you have a Tsedey that is part of your life.
Person 1 (acst student) : You are such a Tsedey.
Person 2 (acst student) : That's teh best compliment I have ever gotten :)
Tsedey by Zizou (acst) June 1, 2011
An acronym of the phrase "Titty All Day EveryDay", it is commonly used in its hashtag form of #TADED.
It signifies when a person wishes to show their solidarity with the divine power that is, titty.
Jacob was enraptured by the breasts of a passing woman, to show his appreciation, for her great work, he and his companions exclaimed "Titty All Day EveryDay" (the spoken form of TADED) in an easy to understand and highly audible fashion, thus showing that they appreciate and are thankful for titty.
TADED by IronBridge August 19, 2016

Tasegasm 

To climax during sex while being shocked with a taser.
I like to bust out the cattle prod to make kate Tasegasm.
Tasegasm by JojBee February 7, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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