tased

A word used to describe people who are stunned or utterly lost in a situation or conversation

Fuck is Mary a tased bitch, she has no idea what's going on!

by Eh-eh-Ron April 12, 2014

Tased

When you’re pressed/mad

I’m so tased that I didn’t get to fuck her last night

by Bmkmc February 6, 2019

Tased-Straight

The unforseen effects of taking a 500,000 volt taser to the genitals where the pubes become stick straight and bright white.

Christina: Did you see Lbdub's new taser last night?"
Rose and Cheryl: "YES!!"
Cheryl: "He came home tased-straight at 3am looking like Spike from Gremlins "
Rob: "No, I did that before I left... a welcome home gift for the love of my life"

by lbdub March 16, 2022

Ball-tased

When a person tasers themselves in their testicles. May or may not cause a fatal heart attack.

While attempting to steal a portrait of Tip O'neill, the man ball-tased himself, which triggered a fatal heart attack

by Marieldan January 9, 2021

Tsedey

Tsedey is such and amazing friend, she will be there for you at all times no matter what, she is the most beautiful person (ethiopian) anyone could ever meet, she has eyes like a light bulb and whenever you are down she would cheer you up. You are very lucky if you have a Tsedey that is part of your life.

Person 1 (acst student) : You are such a Tsedey.
Person 2 (acst student) : That's teh best compliment I have ever gotten :)

by Zizou (acst) June 1, 2011

TADED

An acronym of the phrase "Titty All Day EveryDay", it is commonly used in its hashtag form of #TADED.
It signifies when a person wishes to show their solidarity with the divine power that is, titty.

Jacob was enraptured by the breasts of a passing woman, to show his appreciation, for her great work, he and his companions exclaimed "Titty All Day EveryDay" (the spoken form of TADED) in an easy to understand and highly audible fashion, thus showing that they appreciate and are thankful for titty.

by IronBridge August 19, 2016

Tasegasm

To climax during sex while being shocked with a taser.

I like to bust out the cattle prod to make kate Tasegasm.

by JojBee February 7, 2009