Skip to main content
A word used to describe people who are stunned or utterly lost in a situation or conversation
Fuck is Mary a tased bitch, she has no idea what's going on!
tased by Eh-eh-Ron April 12, 2014
Words you can keep
When you’re pressed/mad
I’m so tased that I didn’t get to fuck her last night
Tased by Bmkmc February 6, 2019
Related Words
tased Tased-Straight Tasedyoubro Ball-tased taxed taser Tated tase tamed taped

Tased-Straight 

The unforseen effects of taking a 500,000 volt taser to the genitals where the pubes become stick straight and bright white.
Christina: Did you see Lbdub's new taser last night?"
Rose and Cheryl: "YES!!"
Cheryl: "He came home tased-straight at 3am looking like Spike from Gremlins "
Rob: "No, I did that before I left... a welcome home gift for the love of my life"
Tased-Straight by lbdub March 16, 2022

Ball-tased 

When a person tasers themselves in their testicles. May or may not cause a fatal heart attack.
While attempting to steal a portrait of Tip O'neill, the man ball-tased himself, which triggered a fatal heart attack
Ball-tased by Marieldan January 9, 2021
Tsedey is such and amazing friend, she will be there for you at all times no matter what, she is the most beautiful person (ethiopian) anyone could ever meet, she has eyes like a light bulb and whenever you are down she would cheer you up. You are very lucky if you have a Tsedey that is part of your life.
Person 1 (acst student) : You are such a Tsedey.
Person 2 (acst student) : That's teh best compliment I have ever gotten :)
Tsedey by Zizou (acst) June 1, 2011
An acronym of the phrase "Titty All Day EveryDay", it is commonly used in its hashtag form of #TADED.
It signifies when a person wishes to show their solidarity with the divine power that is, titty.
Jacob was enraptured by the breasts of a passing woman, to show his appreciation, for her great work, he and his companions exclaimed "Titty All Day EveryDay" (the spoken form of TADED) in an easy to understand and highly audible fashion, thus showing that they appreciate and are thankful for titty.
TADED by IronBridge August 19, 2016

Tasegasm 

To climax during sex while being shocked with a taser.
I like to bust out the cattle prod to make kate Tasegasm.
Tasegasm by JojBee February 7, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Next