Tittynope

When they're looking good, but it's all see no touch...

Went to the Arrowhead and saw the sexiest large breasted bitch bending over the pool table... when I went to talk to "them", she tittynoped me

by lbdub March 17, 2022

Tased-Straight

The unforseen effects of taking a 500,000 volt taser to the genitals where the pubes become stick straight and bright white.

Christina: Did you see Lbdub's new taser last night?"
Rose and Cheryl: "YES!!"
Cheryl: "He came home tased-straight at 3am looking like Spike from Gremlins "
Rob: "No, I did that before I left... a welcome home gift for the love of my life"

by lbdub March 16, 2022

slothensteined

The unforeseen laziness that takes over after losing a game of billiards followed by eating 1 too many 7-11 cheeseburgers. Usually accompanied by large amounts of adult beverages, and in certain cases, a game of boggle.

Mateo: "Wow Liz, he really looks slothensteined right now, can he make it home?"
Damon: "Im ok, might just take me a little bit to get there..."

by lbdub November 13, 2021

Pattymelt

When you get fucked raw so long and good your legs wont work when you stand up to leave.

Beth: "I cant feel my legs, what did you do to me?"
Tony: "Just a good ol' Pattymelt special!"

by lbdub November 13, 2021

pertruce

When you ask someone their favorite color and they refuse to admit its chartreuse, insisting its periwinkle blue... but you know better...

Mateo: Liz, cmon man... you know you love a girl in pertruce.

by lbdub January 21, 2022

Dartbottom

Not to be confused with an arrowhead. The dartbottom is a tricky sexy bitch who pretends she can't play darts and will go to great lengths to make you believe so: not limited to playing with one eye closed, provocatively dancing to Mazza Star, or just smiling in your direction making you forget what you were doing to begin with.

Scooter: " Wow Christina really knows her way around the dartboard!"
Liz: "I know right? I wonder what her secret is..."
Mike: "C'mon guys, didn't you know my wife is the sexiest dartbottom in this part of town?"

by lbdub March 17, 2022

nude lighting

The process of finding the best lighting used to make a sex video on a cellphone.

My boyfriend and I made an amazing sex video last night, but later when we watched it, we realized everything was black. Guess we had the wrong nude lighting.

by lbdub April 09, 2010