Not to be confused with an arrowhead. The dartbottom is a tricky sexy bitch who pretends she can't play darts and will go to great lengths to make you believe so: not limited to playing with one eye closed, provocatively dancing to Mazza Star, or just smiling in your direction making you forget what you were doing to begin with.
Scooter: " Wow Christina really knows her way around the dartboard!"
Liz: "I know right? I wonder what her secret is..."
Mike: "C'mon guys, didn't you know my wife is the sexiest dartbottom in this part of town?"
Liz: "I know right? I wonder what her secret is..."
Mike: "C'mon guys, didn't you know my wife is the sexiest dartbottom in this part of town?"
by lbdub March 17, 2022
The act of fashionably bleaching your butthole in the early AM while a friend encouragingly helps via webcam.
Lou: "Looking good, but you still got a little spot of dark to the right"
Holly: "Liz said it would even out? what did i do wrong?"
Liz: "Dont worry babygirl, lets spruce it up and louisBuittawn it... with the right touch...we... are... THERE"
Lou: "wow, that looks better than a $1,000 purse!"
Holly: "Liz said it would even out? what did i do wrong?"
Liz: "Dont worry babygirl, lets spruce it up and louisBuittawn it... with the right touch...we... are... THERE"
Lou: "wow, that looks better than a $1,000 purse!"
by lbdub November 13, 2021
"My (old) friend"
Your mate, you brother, your closest friend.
Country of origin: Wales (cockney)
China plate, plate rhymes with mate
Your mate, you brother, your closest friend.
Country of origin: Wales (cockney)
China plate, plate rhymes with mate
Rob: 'ello petal, did you meet me old china at the pub earlier?
Liz: oh Wilfred? I thought you WEREN'T friends...
Liz: oh Wilfred? I thought you WEREN'T friends...
by lbdub February 09, 2022
Went to the Arrowhead and saw the sexiest large breasted bitch bending over the pool table... when I went to talk to "them", she tittynoped me
by lbdub March 17, 2022
My boyfriend and I made an amazing sex video last night, but later when we watched it, we realized everything was black. Guess we had the wrong nude lighting.
by lbdub April 09, 2010
The unforeseen laziness that takes over after losing a game of billiards followed by eating 1 too many 7-11 cheeseburgers. Usually accompanied by large amounts of adult beverages, and in certain cases, a game of boggle.
Mateo: "Wow Liz, he really looks slothensteined right now, can he make it home?"
Damon: "Im ok, might just take me a little bit to get there..."
Damon: "Im ok, might just take me a little bit to get there..."
by lbdub November 13, 2021
The unforseen effects of taking a 500,000 volt taser to the genitals where the pubes become stick straight and bright white.
Christina: Did you see Lbdub's new taser last night?"
Rose and Cheryl: "YES!!"
Cheryl: "He came home tased-straight at 3am looking like Spike from Gremlins "
Rob: "No, I did that before I left... a welcome home gift for the love of my life"
Rose and Cheryl: "YES!!"
Cheryl: "He came home tased-straight at 3am looking like Spike from Gremlins "
Rob: "No, I did that before I left... a welcome home gift for the love of my life"
by lbdub March 16, 2022