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Tased-Straight
The unforseen effects of taking a 500,000 volt taser to the genitals where the pubes become stick straight and bright white.
Christina: Did you see Lbdub's new taser last night?"
Rose and Cheryl: "YES!!"
Cheryl: "He came home tased-straight at 3am looking like Spike from Gremlins "
Rob: "No, I did that before I left... a welcome home gift for the love of my life"
Rose and Cheryl: "YES!!"
Cheryl: "He came home tased-straight at 3am looking like Spike from Gremlins "
Rob: "No, I did that before I left... a welcome home gift for the love of my life"
Tased-Straight by lbdub March 16, 2022
Ball-tased
While attempting to steal a portrait of Tip O'neill, the man ball-tased himself, which triggered a fatal heart attack
Ball-tased by Marieldan January 9, 2021
Tsedey
Tsedey is such and amazing friend, she will be there for you at all times no matter what, she is the most beautiful person (ethiopian) anyone could ever meet, she has eyes like a light bulb and whenever you are down she would cheer you up. You are very lucky if you have a Tsedey that is part of your life.
Person 1 (acst student) : You are such a Tsedey.
Person 2 (acst student) : That's teh best compliment I have ever gotten :)
Person 2 (acst student) : That's teh best compliment I have ever gotten :)
Tsedey by Zizou (acst) June 1, 2011
TADED
An acronym of the phrase "Titty All Day EveryDay", it is commonly used in its hashtag form of #TADED.
It signifies when a person wishes to show their solidarity with the divine power that is, titty.
It signifies when a person wishes to show their solidarity with the divine power that is, titty.
Jacob was enraptured by the breasts of a passing woman, to show his appreciation, for her great work, he and his companions exclaimed "Titty All Day EveryDay" (the spoken form of TADED) in an easy to understand and highly audible fashion, thus showing that they appreciate and are thankful for titty.
TADED by IronBridge August 19, 2016
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