Similar to a system commonly used to delay attackers attempting to compromise your network, the human tarpit is the people equivalent. The human tarpit intentionally delays and bogs down potential intruders and renders them inefficient if not largely ineffective. The human tarpit may employ rhetoric, nonsensical, and/or circular arguments designed to consume as much time from the attacker as possible while maintaining their undivided attention and preventing them from launching more fruitful attacks.
A vendor wouldn't take "no" for an answer so I introduced them to our human tarpit.
1. The masculinealternative to Pinterest. It allows users to create accounts, on which they may upload, share, collect and add images of things that interest them (especially photos and videos of very sexy women).
2. Pinterest with a dick.
3. It's like PinPorn.com with less fap factor.
Lil Bro says: "Where can I share or find the best pictures of stuff I like online? I might use Pinterest.com, even though it looks a whole lot like WeHeartIt."
Big Bro says: "Start using Tapiture before you become addicted to girly shit, like scented candles and novels."