Tarpitz 

A beach undeservedly surfed by douche bags who suck at surfing.

You dont surf tarpitzzzzzz

Tarpitz by who is it February 12, 2010

Talahassee Tarpit 

The act of spreading nutella in the females vagina, and male proceeds to lick it clean from the vagina.

Talahassee Tarpits are great this time of year

Talahassee Tarpit by foxay111 February 17, 2015

human tarpit 

Similar to a system commonly used to delay attackers attempting to compromise your network, the human tarpit is the people equivalent. The human tarpit intentionally delays and bogs down potential intruders and renders them inefficient if not largely ineffective. The human tarpit may employ rhetoric, nonsensical, and/or circular arguments designed to consume as much time from the attacker as possible while maintaining their undivided attention and preventing them from launching more fruitful attacks.

A vendor wouldn't take "no" for an answer so I introduced them to our human tarpit.

human tarpit by grok February 18, 2013

Tirpitz 

A german battleship from ww2

Nerd: do you know what happend to tirpitz

Normie: your mom

Tirpitz by 1230987456 November 9, 2019

Tarpitt 

Red-Bull Wine in a red bull can. Preferably Charles Shaw's vintage Pinot Grig. However, if desperate you can use a red wine.

Raw: Hey man, want a mondo tarpitt.
Box: Yeah, I'm not a poser.
Raw: Cool.

Tarpitt by rawdog September 29, 2012

tarpit 

When females wipe there butt towards their Vagina. Thus creating a Tarpit.

"Man, I think Christy gave herself a tarpit"

tarpit by Massivo December 12, 2004

tarpitting 

"Slowing down because fuck the customer."

Apple is intentionally tarpitting my iPhone 6s to force me to drop $1k on a fucking phone.

tarpitting by Enwych November 9, 2017