tarpitting

"Slowing down because fuck the customer."

Apple is intentionally tarpitting my iPhone 6s to force me to drop $1k on a fucking phone.

by Enwych November 9, 2017

tarieting

The act of being a dick/douchebag/scumbag.

Man 1: Dude, what's up with Jake lately?

Man 2: I dunno, he's been tarieting all the time.

by Skatefreak1283 May 5, 2013

Tapsitting

The act of obtaining pleasure by means of sitting on a hand tap for a keg.

Screw girls let's go sit on a tap (tapsitting).
I don't want to dance tonight, I just want to go tapsitting.

by Spreading the love January 13, 2009

Tritting

An attempt to increase one's odds of winning at slot machines, by short-stopping the reels, in an attempt to trick the machine into paying out.

Drunk-Tritting: An attempt to increase one's odds of winning at slot machines, by short-stopping the reels with increased speed associated with one's increased BAC level.

I'm setting down my yard and tritting this slot machine, to try and win back my $1,000.

by The Boldt May 31, 2010

Tardsitting

Tardsitting is the unenviable task of communicating with, or at least attempting to, an intellectually challenged person on a blog, thread, wall or discussion board.

It is often described as being akin to 'banging one's head against a wall'

Erin O:"Hey Ivan, I saw your 'battle' with Harriet on the discussion board yesterday.

Ivan:"Fucking frustrating, I don't know why I bother sometimes?"

Erin O:"It's in your nature and tardsitting is your forte"

by Erin O and Ivan K. March 6, 2009

Tritting

Two men rub their taints together, similar to the lesbian form of tribbing.

Kid roack and Truvus Tritt were caught tritting back stage before the show.

by Mathesaurus April 11, 2023

trapsitting

Watching over the trap house as well as the people who are using the house as a temporary place to stay, typically high off their ass and/ or soliciting themselves out. Due to the trap house owners lack of trust in the "employee" entrusted to watch the door and or trust in the females he is prostituting out.

Trapsitters are always people the owner of the trap trust and respect.

Trapsitting is like Jurassic Park, one has T-rex the other has Crackasaurus Wrecked.

Trapsitting is a lot like babysitting just replace the baby with your typical drug addict.

by Kendall H from Huntsville , AL August 15, 2024