1. (Verb) A rare and arcane method of ritual cocksucking that involves bending-over within a circle of twelve pudgy nude homosexuals, or "dumplings" as they are called, preferably bald and hairless, and systematically sucking
one cock whilst the opposing "dumpling" buttfucks the Tampinco Toker, without lube, for approximately 10 seconds each, until the Tampinco Toker turns, counter clockwise for the next two opposing cocks in the sequence, and repeats. This is repeated until all twelve dumplings have nutted in either the Tampinco Toker's sullen mouth (swallowing is the Tampinco Toker's way) or well-worn
asshole.
2.(Noun) Central participant of the "Tampinco Toke" as in "Tampinco Toker"; The Tampinco Toker is traditionally a diminuitive
homosexual "
bottom" in order to limit the diameter of the circle, as the small Phillipine huts where the practice originated could not accommodate the larger circles required of taller "Tampinco Tokers." Modern expansive architecture has since made the ritual sex-act's height requirement all but
irrelevant for all but purists of the "Tampinco Toke."
"Hey, Odin, you want to go grab some lunch?"
"Naw
man, I'm full as a muthafucka!"
"You already ate?"
"FOSHO! I just got back from a Tampinco Toke session, and I got more jizz in my belly and ass than a
Thai ladyboy!"
"So THAT'S WHY YOU SMELL LIKE A CUM OMELETTE!"
"Taste the rainbow,
bitches!"
