talkstick

n. Euphemism for a marijuana bowl or joint which has been stalled by its holder. Akin to 'having the conch' in Lord of the Flies, everyone dutifully is paying attention to the person with the weed, waiting for their own hit as it goes around. A long-winded stoner is apt to hold the bowl much longer than necessary before they hit it, causing other to chastise them to pass it along. Usage is most effective when the joint or bowl is being waved about as a speaking aid.

Hey man, is that talkstick you're holding going to get passed this century?

If you're not going to hit that talkstick, I'm going to.

It's a joint, not a talkstick dude.

talkstick by caladan March 3, 2009

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Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor

"A Swedish saying that simply means not to use ineffective or inproper methods to solve a problem. For example; a student uses a hammer to cut wood in half." -Brevqvist

A: Why doesn't it work?
B: Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor am I right? You are using the wrong tool dear.

Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor by Svearikes Bok Av Uttryck November 1, 2023

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Talksick

The condition of talking constantly with little or no substance. Non-communicative talking, resulting in noise toxicity. Pronounced 'toxic'.

My head hurts! She talked all morning and then even followed me out the door yapping about her nonsense. I thought she was going to follow me to work. She's just talksick!

Talksick by celebr8ing October 12, 2010