tardistic 

A way to describe someones behaviour or personality.
people who are most offen reffered to as tards

That guy was around again and he was acting quite tardistic today.

Tards acting Tardistic
Peace!

tardistic by PolarCreamPie September 25, 2005

Tardissist 

an extremely dense narcissist

"why on earth would the Eagles allow Shady McCoy to go to the Bills, and then sign D Murray...McCoy fits their system perfectly!"

"Head Coach is a tardissist"

Tardissist by badback9 March 12, 2015

tardtastic 

Something so FANTASTICALLY stupid or retarded, it ceases to be fantastic and thus becomes tardtastic! Lengthen the 'A' in tard for a more dramatic effect.

"It's a TARDTASTIC day today!"

"This photocopier is acting completely tardtastic today!"

"Wow, that girl in the helmet over there is tardtastic!"

"How ya doing today there, Biff?"
"Taaaaaaaaaaardtastic!"

tardtastic by Zephyr May 4, 2004

sardistic 

People who act sarcastic and sadistic at the same time.

That time Darryl said," Good job idiot." With a sardistic tone.

sardistic by Spc Pheynix August 12, 2017

Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor 

"A Swedish saying that simply means not to use ineffective or inproper methods to solve a problem. For example; a student uses a hammer to cut wood in half." -Brevqvist

A: Why doesn't it work?
B: Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor am I right? You are using the wrong tool dear.

Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor by Svearikes Bok Av Uttryck November 1, 2023

Tardition 

A tradition that is utterly stupid or defies logic. No one's sure why it's still in effect.

"So wait, why aren't you going to be at the party on Saturday?"
"First Saturday of every month my family gets drunk, plays cards and yells at each other. It's a little tardition we have"
"...lame."

Tardition by theWeeds January 27, 2008

tardistan

Derogitory name given to Melbourne, Australia. Fans of Melbourne Victory Football Club are routinely referred to as "tards" by rival football fans due to their moronic behaviour. Therefore, Tardistan became the nickname given to Melbourne and/or Melbourne's football stadium.

Person 1: So how did the trip to Tardistan go?
Person 2: Excellent, Adelaide beat Melbourne 3-0

tardistan by Kozzie January 10, 2007