1. something an actor applies to their eyes which stings, producing fake tears, for an emotional scene. you could just buy an onion but a tearstick is more hollywood, and also quite a secret within the industry.

2. another word for a penis of large girth. when inserted, it will tear up any vagina or ass, no matter how tight or loose they be.

3. tearstick is also an AOL screen name widely known to belong to a famous celebrity. the livejournal gossip community ohnotheydidnt revealed this in 2005.

1. "pass me my tearstick, my dog dies in this scene and i can't work up the balls to cry"

2. "ralph's tearstick really did a number on my cooch last night"

3. "why won't that tearstick answer my instant messages? does he think he's better than me just coz he owns 4 houses and 19 cars?"

tearstick by Gabo71 May 16, 2006

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Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor

"A Swedish saying that simply means not to use ineffective or inproper methods to solve a problem. For example; a student uses a hammer to cut wood in half." -Brevqvist

A: Why doesn't it work?
B: Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor am I right? You are using the wrong tool dear.

Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor by Svearikes Bok Av Uttryck November 1, 2023

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tardsack

A tardsack is a dinkus that is so mentally retarded and has such a sack personality, that they fail. This fail is so great, that they may become a tardnugget.

God! César is such a tardsack! He always sharpens pens!

tardsack by César M May 14, 2011

tardstroke

A retarded person who shits his pants all the time, probably because they are retarded.

Hitler is a TARDSTROKE

tardstroke by Monkfishification October 15, 2009

aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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