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tard farm 

Any collection of retarded people, typically for the purpose of education or socialization. Used particularly when the group goes on adventures to the "outside world" that they otherwise might not enjoy.
I went to Busch Gardens today, but apparently it was the day for all of the tard farms to come to the park.
tard farm by Golfhaus September 9, 2004

tard farm 

Special Education class, state school facilitating retarded kids.
Man Danny's kids are gonna need to be put in a tard farm.
tard farm by bastard May 23, 2003

Chronic Tard Farm 

The little known tenth circle of hell. Reserved specifically for those who post unceasing amounts of stupidity and repetitive rants on message boards. Not to be confused with trolls, who are cool. This refers more generally to people who just show up and keep posting even though no one likes them or gives a shit. Or anyone else who pisses me off.

It is a terrible place filled with morons, feces; both verbal and anal, syphillis, skunkweed, and trailers. Lots and lots of Trailers. Every thursday night is social night with the comedy stylings of Carrot Top, karaoke by Britney Spears, and Clay Aiken sucking off a donkey.

This was created in the heyday of Bolt.com and later Bolt2.com for the purpose of housing the overwhelming hordes of retard that showed up. Especially fans of American Idol. I'll see you all in hell.
Armywife: Everyone listen to my long, grammar-free monologue on why the war in Iraq is wrong/right/good/bad/orgasmic, etc.
TisHimself: Fuck off, cunt.
Armywife: But no, Dick Cheney rules and George Bush sucks and I just masturbated to Al Gore, etc.
TisHimself: Alright, I'll see your ass at the Chronic Tard Farm.
Armywife: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *Wilhelm Scream*
Chronic Tard Farm by Tis_Himself December 22, 2007

tard farmer

Special Education teacher, instructor, or aide.
Cherry is a tard farmer, poor girl.
tard farmer by bastard May 23, 2003

tard farmer

1. Someone who participates in tard farming, which is the action of having a job where you deal with a lot of stupid and braindead people at any given point in time who are not your coworkers (note: working in an office full of idiots is called "misfortune", not tard farming).

2. When you are amongst a whole lot of stupid people whom you pointedly don't want to interact with, but they keep coming up to you, anyway. Consequently, they will not go away until you answer their questions or verbally beat them into a bigger oblivion than the one they've known.
1. I swear, sitting at this fucking desk and dealing with inbred hordes of college kids who will never go anywhere in life makes me feel like a tard farmer.
2. Dude, he works for the City University of New York. Natural born tard farmer, if you ask me.
tard farmer by Abdallah Price May 13, 2010

Tard-Farmer 

When someone you know is driving a tractor and has their phone in their back pocket and pocket texts you over and over for an hour without realizing it.
Guy 1: What are all these stupid ass texts that make no sense about?

Guy 2: Sorry man, I left my phone in my back pocket while I was using the excavator and I must have text you on accident.

Guy 1: Well lock your keypad you stupid tard-farmer.
Tard-Farmer by El Davo XXXIV September 12, 2011

Tard Farmer

A person who continually rediates retardedness from themselves; cultivating large quantities of retarded statements, actions, and thoughts.
Dude, you tard farmer, stop talking. You are killing my brain cells.
Tard Farmer by Ptown kid April 7, 2008
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