omfg

o=oh m=my f=fucking g=god
by Bastard April 01, 2003
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tard farm

Special Education class, state school facilitating retarded kids.
Man Danny's kids are gonna need to be put in a tard farm.
by bastard May 23, 2003
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cocksmile

Person who exhibits a certain flair for causing wordfagotryword. Cocksmiles are usually very arrogant, believeg themselves to be right on every matter. Most often they are not. A cocksmile will stop at nothing to get your girlfriend drunk and let 89 black guys have sex with her, and when confronted about it, will surely try and place blame on someone else. Cocksmiles couldn't fight to save their lives.
var., adj.: cocksmilian. having to do with cocksmiles and their behavior.
That fucking cocksmile stole my parking spot, and laughed about it until I beat his ass.

Stop this cocksmilian wordfagotryword at once.
by bastard November 27, 2002
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rice rocket

Any member of the front-drive, inexpensive, usually 4 cylinder powered class of automobiles that has had extensive appearance and stereo modifications in order to look fast, but in reality, is NOT fast. A 'rice rocket' is usually characterized by a high sticker-to-horsepower ratio, massive Boeing 747 wing (apparently to hold the rear wheels on the ground), and an exhaust sound somewhere between a lawnmower and a jetski.
"How much did daddy pay for your rice rocket, Tristan?"
by bastard January 16, 2003
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jeeta

My jeeta is slow.
by Bastard February 19, 2003
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douchenozzle

One who is generally out of touch with his yada yada yada....
That asshat that bought the broken palm pilot is such a douchenozzle.
by Bastard December 01, 2002
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bore

Cindy got "bored" by MI_SS_IL
by Bastard July 11, 2003
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