1 definition by El Davo XXXIV
When someone you know is driving a tractor and has their phone in their back pocket and pocket texts you over and over for an hour without realizing it.
Guy 1: What are all these stupid ass texts that make no sense about?
Guy 2: Sorry man, I left my phone in my back pocket while I was using the excavator and I must have text you on accident.
Guy 1: Well lock your keypad you stupid tard-farmer.
Guy 2: Sorry man, I left my phone in my back pocket while I was using the excavator and I must have text you on accident.
Guy 1: Well lock your keypad you stupid tard-farmer.
by El Davo XXXIV September 12, 2011