tard bar

when you get a football helmet with a bar right down the middle. that is the tard bar.

dude those stupid freshman always get the helmets with the tard bars!

by shitass10 February 9, 2009

Handi-Tard Bar

The bar in the bathroom that old people or constipated people grab onto while doing their deed...

I had to take such a big shit that i had to grab tightly onto the Handi-Tard Bar for support.

by Shannon Elizabeth July 31, 2005

bar tard

An individual at a bar who is drunk and acting like a fool.

Dude is way drunk & acting the fool. What a bar tard.

by themiss2001 March 13, 2011

Bar Tard

Blackout King. Eyes barely opened but still he wants more. MILF Hunter.

Oh THAT Casey?! The Bar Tard? Don’t leave him alone with your mom.

by QuartzHoney March 20, 2021

tard barge

Another word for handi van, bus full of window-lickers

Dude go around the tard barge the incesant window licking is freaking me out.

by team short bus September 3, 2005

Bart Tard

Basically the same thing as avetard and ou tard but these people reside in Bartlesville, OK aka Brokeville. Most of these people are complete crackheads who have absolutely nothing to lose so they will just do dumb tard shit.

Yo, that Bart Tard just passed out on the sidewalk, I think he might be dead, let's call the ambulance.
*30 seconds before ambulance arrives
The Bart Tard literally just casually gets up and walks away.

by TurnM3Up November 19, 2019

tardbar

Something or someone that is so profoundly stupid it is simply beyond human understanding. Most people will go their entire lives without seeing something truly tardbar.

Never in my life have I seen such stupidity and I do not imagine I ever shall again. I am in the presence of tardbar.

by Jack Stellehoeffer March 7, 2004