bar tard

An individual at a bar who is drunk and acting like a fool.
Dude is way drunk & acting the fool. What a bar tard.
by themiss2001 February 26, 2011
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mad pad

sanitary napkin, maxi pad
I use a mad pad when it's that time of the month.
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brown trouser snake

turd, poop, crap, shit
A brown trouser snake is playing peek a boo with my asshole.
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