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tila taquilla

An asian girl with a very attractive body and seems to be purpousefully drawing attention to herself
Damn look at that tila taquilla walking with her boy, guess she's trying to move on
tila taquilla by Arabb July 15, 2009

Tequilla Guerilla 

A state of drunkness in which people start thinking they are gangsta/police/military/. They sometimes even take a real weapon and start waving around with it.Happens to a lot of people on college.
person1:Oh my god, do these people have knives?
person2: Relax, It's obviously a Tequilla Guerilla, see how they are twisting their legs?

person1: I've been smoking weed last night. It's illegal so when some people said they are police I shit my pants!
person2: What did you do?
person1: Luckilly it was a Tequilla Guerilla...

tequilla noches

Yo can I get a lime? FUCK that we doin tequilla NOCHES!
tequilla noches by glutenFree4lyfe February 21, 2010
A beautiful smart rare and precious girl who lives her own world and has dimples on both sides of her cheeks but is a extreme asshole when you piss her off and extremely naughty…also has the baddest attitude
If you ever meet taquila hold on to her because you never know what she could bring into your life
Taquila by Aotea Kohakoha November 29, 2021

Tequilla 

Made in Mexico from cacti and shit. Tastes like fermented death and stale urine. Often used in exorcisms to drive out demons, when the possessed individual cannot find a priest.
The terrorist wasn't giving up any information until investigators threatened him with tequilla.
Tequilla by AJFlem19 March 25, 2011

Tequilla 

A liquor made distilled from fermented agave. Gullible people buy it with a worm in the bottle or they buy Patron.

Tequilla is mostly used in shots, margaritas, and tequilla sunrises. If you're trying to lessen the experience of the shot, the correct order is salt lick, tequilla shot, lime bite.

For some reason or other, it has a reputation for causing excessive drunkenness. Probably due to psychological effects.
A: This tequilla tastes like how rubber cement smells.

B: Then maybe you should stop sipping it - it's not a sipping liquor!
Tequilla by caramelized_onions August 1, 2012