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Arsepipe Tapioca 

A wonderful substance created during a furious session of bedroom gymnastics between a man and a woman.

While moving from vaginal penetration to anal ‘bum love’ a mixture of sweat, male pre-cum, female fanny batter, spit/lube, arse-grease and ultimately jizz get rubbed together to create a magical porridge like substance around the female arse pipe and the penis of the male.

This produce is usually cleaned away by bathing or it can be scraped up and eaten off of a Ritz cracker - yummy!
I’m so tired today’ said George, ‘I was up all night hammering Mildred up the tradesman’s, after I spaffed my wad up her nipsy she licked my rod clean and commented that she wished she had a Ritz cracker handy to much the arsepipe tapioca off’
Arsepipe Tapioca by Marty the Hat November 12, 2019

happy tapioca 

to be butt fucked and submerged in pudding. (as seen on Jimmy Kimmel's "This Week in Unnecessary Censorship")
from Scooby Doo
Fred: They're gonna teach me a move called happy tapioca, I don't know what it is but apparently I'll be butt fucked and submerged in pudding. See you around!
happy tapioca by lifeg0eson666 October 22, 2010

tapioca in the dark 

A dope ass game where a group of homeless bitches fuck the shit out of a garden gnome for 3 literal hours. *also referred to as "T.I.T.D" (pronounced "titty")
-"How was that tapioca in the dark last night? "
-"Omg in - fucking - credible. The 6 of us were with only one gnome so we had to share"
-"oh what a bad T.I.T.D"

Happy Tapioca 

Fred getting drowned in pudding and getting butt fucked
Hey guys, Fred's getting Happy Tapioca

Happy Tapioca 

To be forcefully sodomized without lube then waterboarded in the a pool of tapioca pudding.
“Tom isn’t doing well his team mates gave him a Happy Tapioca and now he’s traumatized and can look at dairy anymore.”

Happy tapioca 

To be blindfolded, anally raped, and submerged in pudding
I bought a LOT of pudding cups at the store! I hope you’re in the mood for a happy tapioca!
Happy tapioca by Notanormie_reee December 5, 2018