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Tannered 

Tanner(ed) (adv) Getting so drunk that you piss a gallon worth of piss all over yourself and your friends. Also being prone to not sleeping at night and getting dumb tatoos.
Jim: "Why is my back wet?" Jon: "Because Jake got tannered last night and pissed on you"
Tannered by SiggyTop January 10, 2014

Tannered 

The term given to the situation where one has been accosted into performing un-useful or repeated analysis work, potentially resulting in an unnecessary or unfavourable change.
Mike: “Hey Bob, where did that stupid change come from?”
Bob: “Oh man, Jane and I got Tannered the other day, and before we knew it the change was in! Farkkkk!!!”
Tannered by Frank manfrenjensen July 26, 2011

tannered 

verb. for being very drunk after going around a friends house for extra drinks after the pub.
oh my god , after the pub clint said pop in for a red wine, by the time i left i was well tannered
tannered by Reg.Rich August 31, 2019

Tannered 

Dang Landon just got tannered
Tannered by lol you got tannered bitch September 22, 2018

Tannered 

When your'e too drunk to find your way out of a public restroom and you try repeatedly to leave via the janitors closet.
I was so tannered I couldn't find my way out of the restroom at the Hilton.
Tannered by Bellvosky October 18, 2018

Tannered Em

Not scoring or finalizing with a girl...going home alone to fap because you are too scared to make a move or have no game.
Jacob: Dude I've slept with alex like twice today. What about you?

Greg: Dude I Tannered em...I was too scared to talk to any of those girls and brought one home who pissed in Jp's bed.

Alex R: Dude you definitely tannered.

Jacob: Tanner youre gay
Tannered Em by J Riot November 19, 2010
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