Tampenis

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When a girl is knowingly on her period but does not have a tampon, so instead she finds a non - attractive guy to have sex with, covering his penis in blood.

Tyler " Dude you had sex with that hot piece of ass last night "

Weston " Yeah but she was just using me for a Tampenis, and I not only had to clean it off after, but i contracted HIV

Tampenis by Cooch Master Casey March 1, 2009

Words you can keep

tamponist

when you are too afraid to stick a tampon up your hole so you start a protest against it and buy all the tampons in the store AND THROW THEM IN THE DRAIN!

i am all about that tamponist shi. i fink it'll come in handy and and dandy downstairs will be happy AF.

tamponist by cheap s December 24, 2017

Related Words

Tampenis • tamponist • Tarpenis • tempenis

tempenis

Tempenis is the nickname for the best, amazing friend that you’ll never have. They are fun to hang around. And fun to smoke with. Once you get a Tempenis, keep them.

Tempenis is a good friend.

tempenis by tempenithhhhh June 15, 2022

Tarpenis

Short, stumpy PP. Pubes surrounding are a mix mix of grey and black. Smells of a chicken coop and smegma.

He wagged his tarpenis in her face.

Tarpenis by HotCarl88 April 17, 2025

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026