Tampenis

When a girl is knowingly on her period but does not have a tampon, so instead she finds a non - attractive guy to have sex with, covering his penis in blood.

Tyler " Dude you had sex with that hot piece of ass last night "

Weston " Yeah but she was just using me for a Tampenis, and I not only had to clean it off after, but i contracted HIV

Tampenis by Cooch Master Casey March 1, 2009

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tamponist

when you are too afraid to stick a tampon up your hole so you start a protest against it and buy all the tampons in the store AND THROW THEM IN THE DRAIN!

i am all about that tamponist shi. i fink it'll come in handy and and dandy downstairs will be happy AF.

tamponist by cheap s December 24, 2017

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Tampenis • tamponist • Tarpenis • tempenis

tempenis

Tempenis is the nickname for the best, amazing friend that you’ll never have. They are fun to hang around. And fun to smoke with. Once you get a Tempenis, keep them.

Tempenis is a good friend.

tempenis by tempenithhhhh June 15, 2022

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Tarpenis

Short, stumpy PP. Pubes surrounding are a mix mix of grey and black. Smells of a chicken coop and smegma.

He wagged his tarpenis in her face.

Tarpenis by HotCarl88 April 17, 2025

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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