Tampenis 

When a girl is knowingly on her period but does not have a tampon, so instead she finds a non - attractive guy to have sex with, covering his penis in blood.

Tyler " Dude you had sex with that hot piece of ass last night "

Weston " Yeah but she was just using me for a Tampenis, and I not only had to clean it off after, but i contracted HIV

Tampenis by Cooch Master Casey March 1, 2009

tamponist 

when you are too afraid to stick a tampon up your hole so you start a protest against it and buy all the tampons in the store AND THROW THEM IN THE DRAIN!

i am all about that tamponist shi. i fink it'll come in handy and and dandy downstairs will be happy AF.

tamponist by cheap s December 24, 2017

tempenis 

Tempenis is the nickname for the best, amazing friend that you’ll never have. They are fun to hang around. And fun to smoke with. Once you get a Tempenis, keep them.

Tempenis is a good friend.

tempenis by tempenithhhhh June 15, 2022

Tarpenis 

Short, stumpy PP. Pubes surrounding are a mix mix of grey and black. Smells of a chicken coop and smegma.

He wagged his tarpenis in her face.

Tarpenis by HotCarl88 April 17, 2025