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talking ass monkey 

(n). One who drones on and on about his/her problems; a non-listener, talks loudly and fast, often very opinionated.
At the cocktail party, the talking ass monkey told me everything I never wanted to know. "What are you, some kind of arrogant talking ass monkey?"
talking ass monkey by Dave Hultgren February 23, 2004

Talking ass hole 

A Person in Jenison Michigan that don't know what they are talking about. When they post on CL. So they use big words name call every body. Never back up their mouth with any facts
A Person in Jenison Michigan that don't know what they are talking about. Is a Talking ass hole

stop talking out your ass 

Implying the person is lying or spreading bullshit, so you tell them to shut the actual fuck up.
Jane: I lost my virginity last night!
Ratchel: Stop talking out your ass, you'll never get laid!

i'm just talking out my ass 

When the substance of what your saying is so unimportant that if someone did not hear you, and they asked you to say it again, you would tell them "oh, no i'm just talking out my ass"
Joe:

Yeah John was actually helping me move the other day. He was telling me that his family went to Santa Barbara for the winter to stay with a couple of friends and it's actually funny because i was thinking about taking the wife and kids down there.

Eric:
.. hmm huh, sorry, what you say?

Joe:
Ah nah don't worry about it, i'm just talking out my ass

TOYA- Talking Out Your Ass

Talking Out Your Ass-
It's when someone begins to speak or writing on face book before they know the truth, irregardless how it might make others feel. Sometimes when the truth is then explained to them, they twist what you say and speak even louder out the same orifice. We are all susceptible to this terrible condition wether we admit it or not and If left untreated it can lead to a complete break down in communication, alienation, loneliness, severe depression, and anxiety which worsens the condition. But if caught in time can be treated properly with truth and logic can be completely avoided and leave practically no ill side effects. Even with proper treatment occasional flare-ups should be expected. Laughter is also always a good antidote.
We all have relatives that TOYA- Talking out your ass.
TOYA- Talking Out Your Ass by EMV September 29, 2013

Talking out cha ass

Talking out cha ass by Vetteb April 24, 2022
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