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tsakalia 

Tsakalia is a well known gang from Ioannina city. Its members are all associated with the health sciences and use baguettes to spank whoever messes with them. Three of its most known members are:
Elena: a biologist driving a Fiat 500 (pentakosaraki)

Tzeni: a biologist (who hates Patras city) that introduced the baguettes to the other members of the gang
Pavlina: a doctor who hates the species drosophila melanogaster and is currently on a mission in Athens.

The leader of the gang (arxigos) is called Paola and is well known for her leading skills.
Other well-known tsakalia are: Myrto, Daphne, Christina and Tzo.

Pavlina and Tzeni are also the certified shooters of the tsakalia gang.

There are also sub-categories of people helping the tsakalia, like ipotsakalia and slaves (sklavoi).
Some well known ipotsakalia are: Eleftheria, Katerina and Panagiota(who goes by the street name Taratsa).
It is worth mentioning that the last slave (sklavos) who tried to mess with the gang is currently dead in an ditch.
Don't mess with her, she knows the tsakalia and will call their shooters to kill you.

Sign here if you want to help the tsakalia kill more drosophila melanogaster flies.
tsakalia by eleosfile December 4, 2021
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The sweetest girl ever, she's also really funny and has the biggest heart but a little bit of an attitude
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Taalia. She is definitely smart and talented. She has a curvey body and she plays hard to get. Even though she's fun to be around she can be a witch at times. Her looks will make a man melt down and she's also a player
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takalani 

Takalani means Happy .They turn to be really cool and grow to be cool parents they loving and caring they have a wild side .very prayerful.
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Chris Takala

A) A wigger, a white nigger. Someone who listens to gangster rap while being a lanky demon child with Blue Sky for blood. He is known to associate himself with Lucas Puig and has a knack for screaming: "SIIIIIIICK," or, "EWWWWWW."

As an avid Black Ops fan, a Chris Takala will never like anything belonging to the science fiction genre because it looks "too japanese." Borderline racist, and socially black, he is the epitome of all "WHITE ASS CRACKA'S" worldwide.

B)
"God dammit Chris, you fucking dropped butter into the sink!"

"HAHAHEHEHAHFHAGHHEHAAA-*wheeze...wheeze*HAHAHA!"

"Shut the fuck up Chris! Go get another half a cup of butter! Fuck."

Chris Takala! What a whore.
Chris Takala by Alex Haws October 18, 2012
Taalia is a name given to a unique, talented, athletic, beautiful, smart and intelligent girl. The name is mainly from a very old movie, which was the name of an curel and violent assassin. Try your best not to upset a Taalia to the max as you will not like the results, try not to get her mad at all, as she will try everything out on you once it reaches the max. If she loves you accept that love because it's a love that will be very hard to find, as she loves no one. If you meet a Taalia hold on to her because even though she's a bitch, once you get to know her you will be soon to find out that she is really a crazy, funny, freaky and fun ass person to have in your life, which will do anything in her will to protect and make her friends and loved ones happy. She is a great lover as she loves to experience new things and if you likes you in a relationship form, accept that because I guarantee you will not regret your desision. Buh if you realize that she is drifting please note that your relationship is about to go down.
Guy: How is your relationship going
Me: Dude it's Taalia. Everything is great especially the sex but boy I really need to stop getter her upset
Guy: And how that working cauz she is pretty easy to get upset even she hides for her friends sake.
Taalia by Maxiclou January 20, 2018
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