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tainted surface
The act of rubbing another persons Microsoft Surface tablet on your taint and/or genitalia, usually as a retaliatory joke but sometimes for sexual pleasure. The tablet owners name is usually placed in the middle of the statement.
Man, I just tainted Sean's surface..... At first it was funny, but then it felt good and I couldn't stop myself. Tainted Surface
tainted surface by Notyouraveragemegatron May 23, 2014
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taintle • taintler • taintless • taint leakage • Tainted • tainted love • Tainted Meat • Tainted Mushroom • taintenance • Tainter
tainted love
love you have for a person that is so deep and feels like it should last forever, but it can't for some complicated, unfair reason. So when you have only a certain amount time left with the person you love, you know that it is tainted love. because although you would risk your life for them and think of them all the time (even in your dreams), you can't be with them forever.
it is love, actually.
it is love, actually.
tainted love by i am a lover June 26, 2004
Taintenance
noun \ tānt-nən(t)s, tān-tə-nən(t)s\
The act of grooming ones pubic area. This involves hair reduction or removal, cleaning and maintaining the genitals, taint and anal region.
The act of grooming ones pubic area. This involves hair reduction or removal, cleaning and maintaining the genitals, taint and anal region.
Taintenance by Gameguy123 June 22, 2011
taintention
Last night this girl was licking my balls so much I got some accidental taintention.
Taintention is AWESOME.
Hey baby, anal sex is so passee. I need some taintention.
Hey baby, my balls and my asshole need some simul-taint-eous action.
Taintention is AWESOME.
Hey baby, anal sex is so passee. I need some taintention.
Hey baby, my balls and my asshole need some simul-taint-eous action.
taintention by Sean Bry July 25, 2007
Tainted Tractor
A Tainted Tractor is a descriptive word used to describe what is commonly known as a Black Pussy. A Tainted Tractor is more of a detailed descriptive word that passes a repulsive and specific meaning as it is told from one person to another. A Tainted Tractor describes a moist, unshaven, and more or less unclean black pussy stressing the point that it is utterly discussing and a very bad place to have any open skin contact, especially penial or oral contact. Diseases are likely and include but are not limited to Herpes, HIV, Syphilis and Chlamydia. When in close proximity to a Tainted Tractor it is advised that you take extreme caution as airborne viruses such as Influenza can be passed through Vaginal Quefes.
Entomology of Tainted Tractor: Taint. To pollute comes from the Latin word Tingere and is used to pass the dirty negative part of tainted tractor and Tractor is used to passed the rugged aspect of the Phrase.
Entomology of Tainted Tractor: Taint. To pollute comes from the Latin word Tingere and is used to pass the dirty negative part of tainted tractor and Tractor is used to passed the rugged aspect of the Phrase.
Om my I did not even think I would survive after my experience with That Hookers Tainted Tractor. Man am I lucky!
Tainted Tractor by TAMP OFFICIAL The Rob D. February 10, 2014
tainterator
A device used to cool the taint. They can be simply hovering your taint over an air conditioner or the fans in a tanning bed.
tainterator by Teabagette May 4, 2005
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