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Taint Lick 

Someone with a insatiable appetite for licking the area between your nuts & corn hole.
I ran out of toilet paper so I had a taint lick clean up my zone.
Taint Lick by Doyle February 18, 2004
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taint lick 

n., a person who is rude, a jerk
taint-lick - adj., jerk-like
I can't believe you'd do that; it was a real taint-lick thing to do -or- Dude, you are such a taint lick
taint lick by MQuiggle July 13, 2007

Teriyaki Taint Lick 

Teriyaki Taint Lick; An asain giving you a very erotic taint lick. It involves a lot of saliva and slobbering, far more than a standard taint lick. It is sometimes accompanied by the use of tariyaki sauce but isn't required. However, if the taint licker is not asain then it is a must in order to be classified as a Teriyaki Taint Lick.
Guy #1: Man last night Wu was all over my taint.
Guy #2: You mean he was giving you a Teriyaki Taint Lick?
Guy #1: Whats that?
Guy #2: Its when an asain licks all over your taint like it was General Tso's Chicken.
Teriyaki Taint Lick by lil_richo October 6, 2009

Mexican taint-lick 

A ficticious strain of marijuana specifically designed to make your over-zealous client look like a real shmuck in front of anyone who has the time of day to listen to him discuss his weed.
Adam: Yo do you know where I could cop any mexican taint-lick? it's a hybrid between mexican shwag and inbetweenis.

Lick taint 

The skin generally tainted in color located between the anus and genitals.
My Ex asked me for some money, I told that bitch to lick taint.
Lick taint by Kapital-K* October 26, 2015

lick my taint 

Common saying of the Kurtis Nausbaum!
lick my taint by lick_my_taint January 10, 2012

lick a taint 

Putting your toungue between the ass crack and ball sack, usually of a man, and slightly stroking it
Suck bricks faggot!
Lick a taint, Joe!
lick a taint by RuralDictionary$$$ August 14, 2016
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