tailand 

A boy with a big ole dick, he athletic and gets all the hoes

Make me like Tailand

tailand by Mfka November 30, 2018

Tailand 

Possible meaning : Shitland due to the meaning of "Tai" = Shit in Malay/Javanese/Indonesian languages. As of now, I haven't seen anyone use it to mock our country, Thailand. It's good that no one uses it, since it looks like a derogatory word.

Tailand, Singapork, Malingsia, Indonsial, Peenoise, Bruhnei are the first 6 countries that established ASEAN.

Tailand by Shiine-1 May 19, 2022

Thailand RTO 

When a scandalous Reverse Take Over happens in a publicly traded company. Being deceived and sold a shell company only to findout its not at all what you thought it was. Deception at the highest degree. A pig with lipstick. A falsified set of documents. Paying for something only to discover its not even close to what was stated. Getting a hot hooker with big rims in Thailand , a penthouse suite, bottles of champagne only to discover a giant black cock hanging to her knee.
By then its to late. You blew all your money and now your bent over looking for the Vaseline.

" Damn that hooker is hot," my buddy Steve said she's a ten. " I don't know bro, I think I see a buldge. Better make sure she's not a Thailand RTO...
" Hey man I guarantee its a real Rolex, I'm selling it cheap cuz I dont wear it anymore. " It better not be a fucken Thailand RTO...

Thailand RTO by Tony parsnips November 2, 2020

Thailand 

If you want to be the prime minister, you need to be a military first. And then you do the coup d'etat. Now, you can manipulate all the laws that can give you advantages in the real election.

Did you hear about the election in Thailand that was done by nasty disgusting Prayuth Hua Kuai? I heard that the sum of all votes exceed the number of people who voted.

Thailand by Prayed March 24, 2019

Brick Tamland 

An anchorman for the Channel 4 News in the 70's. Is actually mentally retarded, but now works for the White House with 11 children and a wife. He usually says funny things that make people wonder how he even became an anchorman.

"Where'd you get your clothes? From the.. toilet.. store?"

Brick: "I love.. carpet. I love.. ... desk."
Ron: "Are you just naming things in the room and saying you love them?"
Brick: "I love lamp."
Ron: "Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying that because you saw it?"
Brick: "I love lamp!"

Ron: "So are you going to have your Celebrity Golf Tournament again this year?"
Brick: "No, too many people died last year."

Brick Tamland by Hannah.. August 8, 2005

Thailand 

One of the best nations there is.

A:Dude, I heard Thailand finally elected a new prime minister.
B:Cool! Who is it.
A: Sike Prayut will always be the prime minister of Thailand.

Thailand by PrayutLand September 9, 2019

Thailand surprise 

A "Thailand surprise" is when your female date, prostitute, etc. reveals her genitalia, which, to your surprise, are male genitals.

The climactic scene in "The Crying Game" is a textbook example of a "Thailand Surprise."

Thailand surprise by Brice Guthtree January 15, 2006