Tanlandia 

The greatest rogue nation on Earth. Established in the summer of '09 and is growing at a rapid rate. It has territories in northern Quebec, Montreal, Pitt Meadows (B.C) and Vancouver. The Tanlandian symbol is the "TAN-FUCKING-LANDIA" tag dreamed up by it's founder, a girl named Tanya, who will one day rule you all. Tanlandia is also a state of mind where you don't give a fuck what other people think cos your with your friends and nothing else matters. It is when you look at the stars and play tag with your friends at fireworks. It is not counting the days, but making the days count with a smile. It is following your dream cos everyone who said it was impossible can go fuck themselves. It is laughing when kid in your class piss off the teacher instead of being annoyed by the interruptions and having a headband fight at lululemon. It is sing Ke$ha while your cousin's friend imposes their classic jazz music on you and calling justin bieber gay. It is slididng down on a black diamond ski run on your butt and sledding till 10pm. It is enjoying both diet and non diet soda, but drinking diet cos one coke is not worth the 160 calories. It is not changing for anyone but yourself and watching twilight together, even though we've all seen it a million times before. It is that feeling you get when you're with ur friend and you cant help but smile.

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Tanlandia by the resistence April 7, 2010

Tanlandia 

1. The greatest rogue nation on Earth. Established in the summer of '09 and is growing at a rapid rate. It has territories in northern Quebec, Montreal, Pitt Meadows (B.C) and Vancouver. The Tanlandian symbol is the "TAN-FUCKING-LANDIA" tag dreamed up by it's founder, a girl named Tanya, who will one day rule you all.

2. Tanlandia is also a state of mind where you don't give a fuck because at that moment, nothing else mattered:

a) It is when you look at the stars and play tag with your friends at fireworks.

b) It is not counting the days, but making the days count with a smile.

c) It is following your dream cos everyone who said it was impossible can go fuck themselves.

d) It is laughing when kid in your class pisses off the teacher instead of being annoyed by the interruptions.

e) It is having a headband fight at lululemon.

f) It is singing Ke$ha while your cousin's friend imposes their classic jazz music on you.

g) It is calling Justin Bieber gay.

h) It is sliding down on a black diamond ski run on your butt and sledding till 10 pm.

i) It is climbing trees and rolling down hills and enjoying nature .

j) It is not changing for anyone but yourself. It is watching twilight together, even though we've all seen it a million times before and arguing if Robert Pattinson is hotter then Taylor Lautner (he isn’t).

k) It is screaming "HONK IF YOU WANT A FUCKING BLOW JOB" at traffic and then posting the videos on facebook

This dock is now a territory of Tanlandia!!

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Tanlandia by everythingwaseverything April 8, 2010

tanzanian titty fucker 

The act of fucking a women's breasts while the man faces the women's feet. The women may toss the man's salad, if he's into that.

" Oh man last night Thelma was so horny, she let me give her the Tanzanian titty fucker, she rimmed me good and I delivered the ranch dressing."

tanzanian titty fucker by Mother Fucker 1 January 23, 2014

Tanzania 

a beautiful country situated along the east african coast. filled with exotic animals and beautiful beaches, it is home to the big 5 and the spice island of zanzibar. tanzania also has the worlds highest free standing mountain as well as africas highest mountain KILIMANJARO.

B: I'm going to tanzania for a holiday!

A: Awesome

Tanzania by 4-real-tz May 27, 2009

Tanzania 

Tanzania is a beautiful and independent East African country with many physical attraction such as Mountains, lakes (Great Lakes), valleys and wildlife, it is the country where you can meet most caring people who treat foreigners as their relatives.
Tanzania is the home of the world highest free standing mountain as well as African highest mountain " Mount Kilimanjaro", also is where you can meet the tallest African tree that measure about 81.5m up to the sky.

Hey friends across the world let's visit Tanzania , #Karibuni Tanzania# Hakuna Matata

1. Tanzania is the best place to visit more and more.
2.I am proud of Tanzania.
3.East or West Tanzania is best.

Tanzania by julianmosha December 4, 2016

turnlandia 

THE GREAT PLACE FULL OF COMMUNISM

COME TO TURNLAnDIA WE HAVE BURRITOS

turnlandia by shoomt November 2, 2017

Tanzanian Mud Hut 

When your partner has explosive diarrhea and you insert your penis into their balloon knot to slow and/or stop the brown river. This creates a butt plug. When you remove your penis you let the liquid shits dry creating a hardened shell and mud hut appearance.

Steve: I don’t know what I ate but I am shitting water.

Leo: Don’t worry Steve, I’ll take care of your anal spillage lickety-split with a Tanzanian Mud Hut !!!

Tanzanian Mud Hut by Hardened shell October 25, 2019