The greatest rogue nation on Earth. Established in the summer of '09 and is growing at a rapid rate. It has territories in northern Quebec, Montreal, Pitt Meadows (B.C) and Vancouver. The Tanlandian symbol is the "TAN-FUCKING-LANDIA" tag dreamed up by it's founder, a girl named Tanya, who will one day rule you all. Tanlandia is also a state of mind where you don't give a fuck what other people think cos your with your friends and nothing else matters. It is when you look at the stars and play tag with your friends at fireworks. It is not counting the days, but making the days count with a smile. It is following your dream cos everyone who said it was impossible can go fuck themselves. It is laughing when kid in your class piss off the teacher instead of being annoyed by the interruptions and having a headband fight at lululemon. It is sing Ke$ha while your cousin's friend imposes their classic jazz music on you and calling justin bieber gay. It is slididng down on a black diamond ski run on your butt and sledding till 10pm. It is enjoying both diet and non diet soda, but drinking diet cos one coke is not worth the 160 calories. It is not changing for anyone but yourself and watching twilight together, even though we've all seen it a million times before. It is that feeling you get when you're with ur friend and you cant help but smile.
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by the resistence April 7, 2010
Get the Tanlandia mug.1. The greatest rogue nation on Earth. Established in the summer of '09 and is growing at a rapid rate. It has territories in northern Quebec, Montreal, Pitt Meadows (B.C) and Vancouver. The Tanlandian symbol is the "TAN-FUCKING-LANDIA" tag dreamed up by it's founder, a girl named Tanya, who will one day rule you all.
2. Tanlandia is also a state of mind where you don't give a fuck because at that moment, nothing else mattered:
a) It is when you look at the stars and play tag with your friends at fireworks.
b) It is not counting the days, but making the days count with a smile.
c) It is following your dream cos everyone who said it was impossible can go fuck themselves.
d) It is laughing when kid in your class pisses off the teacher instead of being annoyed by the interruptions.
e) It is having a headband fight at lululemon.
f) It is singing Ke$ha while your cousin's friend imposes their classic jazz music on you.
g) It is calling Justin Bieber gay.
h) It is sliding down on a black diamond ski run on your butt and sledding till 10 pm.
i) It is climbing trees and rolling down hills and enjoying nature .
j) It is not changing for anyone but yourself. It is watching twilight together, even though we've all seen it a million times before and arguing if Robert Pattinson is hotter then Taylor Lautner (he isn’t).
k) It is screaming "HONK IF YOU WANT A FUCKING BLOW JOB" at traffic and then posting the videos on facebook
2. Tanlandia is also a state of mind where you don't give a fuck because at that moment, nothing else mattered:
a) It is when you look at the stars and play tag with your friends at fireworks.
b) It is not counting the days, but making the days count with a smile.
c) It is following your dream cos everyone who said it was impossible can go fuck themselves.
d) It is laughing when kid in your class pisses off the teacher instead of being annoyed by the interruptions.
e) It is having a headband fight at lululemon.
f) It is singing Ke$ha while your cousin's friend imposes their classic jazz music on you.
g) It is calling Justin Bieber gay.
h) It is sliding down on a black diamond ski run on your butt and sledding till 10 pm.
i) It is climbing trees and rolling down hills and enjoying nature .
j) It is not changing for anyone but yourself. It is watching twilight together, even though we've all seen it a million times before and arguing if Robert Pattinson is hotter then Taylor Lautner (he isn’t).
k) It is screaming "HONK IF YOU WANT A FUCKING BLOW JOB" at traffic and then posting the videos on facebook
This dock is now a territory of Tanlandia!!
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Get the Tanlandia mug.The act of fucking a women's breasts while the man faces the women's feet. The women may toss the man's salad, if he's into that.
" Oh man last night Thelma was so horny, she let me give her the Tanzanian titty fucker, she rimmed me good and I delivered the ranch dressing."
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Get the tanzanian titty fucker mug.a beautiful country situated along the east african coast. filled with exotic animals and beautiful beaches, it is home to the big 5 and the spice island of zanzibar. tanzania also has the worlds highest free standing mountain as well as africas highest mountain KILIMANJARO.
by 4-real-tz May 27, 2009
Get the Tanzania mug.Tanzania is a beautiful and independent East African country with many physical attraction such as Mountains, lakes (Great Lakes), valleys and wildlife, it is the country where you can meet most caring people who treat foreigners as their relatives.
Tanzania is the home of the world highest free standing mountain as well as African highest mountain " Mount Kilimanjaro", also is where you can meet the tallest African tree that measure about 81.5m up to the sky.
Hey friends across the world let's visit Tanzania , #Karibuni Tanzania# Hakuna Matata
Tanzania is the home of the world highest free standing mountain as well as African highest mountain " Mount Kilimanjaro", also is where you can meet the tallest African tree that measure about 81.5m up to the sky.
Hey friends across the world let's visit Tanzania , #Karibuni Tanzania# Hakuna Matata
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2.I am proud of Tanzania.
3.East or West Tanzania is best.
2.I am proud of Tanzania.
3.East or West Tanzania is best.
by julianmosha December 4, 2016
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Get the turnlandia mug.When your partner has explosive diarrhea and you insert your penis into their balloon knot to slow and/or stop the brown river. This creates a butt plug. When you remove your penis you let the liquid shits dry creating a hardened shell and mud hut appearance.
Steve: I don’t know what I ate but I am shitting water.
Leo: Don’t worry Steve, I’ll take care of your anal spillage lickety-split with a Tanzanian Mud Hut !!!
Leo: Don’t worry Steve, I’ll take care of your anal spillage lickety-split with a Tanzanian Mud Hut !!!
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