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Tailan is the King of all bananas!
Tailan by Jeffthebananagod March 6, 2022
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tailand Tailan Taiwan talan thailand taiwanese taulant Taylan talana tarlan
Tailan has very small balls
tailan by Jimmyboy12348 November 22, 2021

Thailand RTO 

When a scandalous Reverse Take Over happens in a publicly traded company. Being deceived and sold a shell company only to findout its not at all what you thought it was. Deception at the highest degree. A pig with lipstick. A falsified set of documents. Paying for something only to discover its not even close to what was stated. Getting a hot hooker with big rims in Thailand , a penthouse suite, bottles of champagne only to discover a giant black cock hanging to her knee.
By then its to late. You blew all your money and now your bent over looking for the Vaseline.
" Damn that hooker is hot," my buddy Steve said she's a ten. " I don't know bro, I think I see a buldge. Better make sure she's not a Thailand RTO...
" Hey man I guarantee its a real Rolex, I'm selling it cheap cuz I dont wear it anymore. " It better not be a fucken Thailand RTO...
Thailand RTO by Tony parsnips November 2, 2020

West Taiwan 

Careful, you might get disappeared in West Taiwan!
West Taiwan by AW777 March 31, 2021

West Taiwan 

As the name implies, Taiwanese land west of Mainland Taiwan illegally oppressed by CCP bandits (also known as "gongfei"). Includes Mainland China, Hong Kong, Macau.
Bart: TAIWAN INDEPENDENCE! mAiNLaNd tAiWaN iZ n0t pArT 0f tAiWaN! but maybe part of Japan

Justin: Mainland Taiwanese cannot abandon their 1.4 billion compatriots suffering in occupied West Taiwan

Taylan (the girl)

Once you let her in your life it's hard to forget her. Taylan is a very smart love able and extremely attractive. She is very athletic and good at almost every sport she plays. She has a great sense of style and taste in music sometimes she wears things only she herself can pull off. Taylan is very wild and a risk taker but she also gives great advice. Taylan is the type of friend you want to always have around she will stand by your side at all times and pick you up when you are down.
I met this fine and beautiful girl at the mall yesterday and I am positive that she is a Taylan (the girl).