Talan is the ruler of the Universe. You
better not even breathe out disagreement, or he
may strike you down right there, heathen.
Oh man, Talan
kicks so much ass it isn't even funny. Just the other day these little brats were laughing and he just walks over there and smites them with his kickass mauls. It was pretty funny, actually.
This one time, I was riding and with Talan, and he just jumps his
car off of a cliff. I wet myself, but he just laughed and did a few flips and then the
car slammed into the ground. He was alright though, since he is so killer. But I had to go to the hospital. It sucked.