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taland by Ashley Bitches March 20, 2025
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Tarandeep
Honest. Usually the funniest in a group of friends. Very attractive. Usually happy. Life of the party
Tarandeep by grizzly157 October 23, 2019
Tawanda
The most gorgeous, sexiest, hottest, of them all. Very outgoing personality, spontaneous, and loved by all.
Tawanda by Loved by many7 February 25, 2017
Tarandip
A girl who is tall,
With long fingers,
Long hair,
Very nosy,
And talks posh.
Also, she is strange but fun and has clown feet.
She is scared of spiders in her ears.
With long fingers,
Long hair,
Very nosy,
And talks posh.
Also, she is strange but fun and has clown feet.
She is scared of spiders in her ears.
Tarandip by dory 32 wallabey way sydney. September 22, 2011
Talonda
Talonda: A beautiful shy and talented individual with aspirations in life. Is a great person to be around, has beautiful hair and will do her best to please everyone even though she/he knows it is not possible. Causally gets mistaken as Yolanda.
Talonda by Ari love20 April 18, 2017
Brick Tamland
An anchorman for the Channel 4 News in the 70's. Is actually mentally retarded, but now works for the White House with 11 children and a wife. He usually says funny things that make people wonder how he even became an anchorman.
"Where'd you get your clothes? From the.. toilet.. store?"
Brick: "I love.. carpet. I love.. ... desk."
Ron: "Are you just naming things in the room and saying you love them?"
Brick: "I love lamp."
Ron: "Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying that because you saw it?"
Brick: "I love lamp!"
Ron: "So are you going to have your Celebrity Golf Tournament again this year?"
Brick: "No, too many people died last year."
Brick: "I love.. carpet. I love.. ... desk."
Ron: "Are you just naming things in the room and saying you love them?"
Brick: "I love lamp."
Ron: "Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying that because you saw it?"
Brick: "I love lamp!"
Ron: "So are you going to have your Celebrity Golf Tournament again this year?"
Brick: "No, too many people died last year."
Brick Tamland by Hannah.. August 8, 2005
talan
Talan is the ruler of the Universe. You better not even breathe out disagreement, or he may strike you down right there, heathen.
Oh man, Talan kicks so much ass it isn't even funny. Just the other day these little brats were laughing and he just walks over there and smites them with his kickass mauls. It was pretty funny, actually.
This one time, I was riding and with Talan, and he just jumps his car off of a cliff. I wet myself, but he just laughed and did a few flips and then the car slammed into the ground. He was alright though, since he is so killer. But I had to go to the hospital. It sucked.
Oh man, Talan kicks so much ass it isn't even funny. Just the other day these little brats were laughing and he just walks over there and smites them with his kickass mauls. It was pretty funny, actually.
This one time, I was riding and with Talan, and he just jumps his car off of a cliff. I wet myself, but he just laughed and did a few flips and then the car slammed into the ground. He was alright though, since he is so killer. But I had to go to the hospital. It sucked.
"I'm going to do a talan and kick that guy in the nuts and rip out his spleen."
"Talan is the ruler of the universe."
"Talan is the ruler of the universe."