tacomatism 

Tacomatism(n): 1. the art of fucking things up at the last possible minute, as practiced to perfection by the residents of the city of Tacoma, WA and its outlying regions. 2. an equation which states that one's rate of success varies in direct proportion with one's potential to self-sabotage, and one's proximity to downtown Tacoma. The effect on others is not a variable in this equation, and is not taken into account.

1. Garth's tacomatism landed him in rehab just on the verge of a huge record deal.
2.Stephen has been showing signs of tacomatism ever since he moved into that apartment on Division St.; he seems to fuck himself over every time something good comes along.

tacomatism by Chad Baker January 5, 2005

Tacomatose 

Tacoma + Comatose | tah / coma / tose

When you are incapable of moving your body because you've had too much fun in Tacoma, WA

Barb went out for drinks in Tacoma, but Tom had to take her home, as she had become tacomatose.

Tacomatose by Tacomatose.com May 20, 2014

Tomatism 

A rare lethal disease in which viewing tomatoes causes a chemical reaction in the brain of the afflicted, causing immediate death.

It's real, don't look it up.

Guy1: "Hey dude, you wanna share this tomato?"

Guy2: "Don't you know I have tomatism!? Now I'm gonna d-"

Tomatism by Kage-sama January 27, 2015

Tomatism 

The belief that life, the universe and everything is really just the insides of a cosmic tomato and that we all await a great, lycopene-filled salvation at the hands of our liberator Heinz (or Felix or any other brand of ketchup).

You: Wait, do you actually believe in Tomatism?

Me: Heil Heinz, our liberator, may he bring us from our state of rotten tomato-seeds into the great liberation that is his sweet, lycopene-filled sauce.

Tomatism by Flying-Potato January 19, 2018

Tacoracism 

If an individual is a racist or generally a anti-imigration activist, especially when it comes to mexicans, but is ok with immigrants if they cook their food, making the individual embrace a part of their foreign culture. A typical tacoracist is one who talks shit, mostly out of jelousy or blind hatered, about those with a foreign background but copy their ways.

A. "Hey Billy, did you get the job?"
B. "Nah, I didn't. Some damn mexican got it instead. They should all get shot!... Anyways, you want some tacos?"
B is expressing tacoracism.

Tacoracism by ChoFlojT December 28, 2013

Tacomatose 

If you're in Tacoma, WA., and you're bored, then you are said to be Tacomatose.

When I first moved there, and didn't have any friends, I was Tacomatose more often than not.

Tacomatose by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007

Tacomatose 

Tah / co / mah / tose

A combination of the words taco and comatose, it is the product of gorging oneself on "Mexican" food, particularly from Taco Bell.

Following symptoms may include : Disconnection from reality, stomach pains, taco-shits, enlarged pant size, etc.

After seven double-decker tacos and three bean burritos last night, I fell into a tacomatose.

After Billy woke from his first tacomatose, he learned to limit himself when going to Taco-Bell

Tacomatose by PHS/CHS Archer September 23, 2011