Definitions by GewehrWolf

spot-welded 

Post-coital syndrome, occuring when one's penis becomes stuck to the sheet, do to drying semen.

"If you don't get up and wash your wanker, it's gonna get spot-welded" she warned.

spot-welded by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007

can 

A firearm sound suppressor (aka silencer).

Alot of GIs in the Sand Box have cans on their rifles.

can by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007

Master Key 

A shotgun used to blow-open locked doors.

The front man in the stack shot both hinges with the master key. The next guy hit the door with a battering ram.

Master Key by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007

yo yo

A tape measure. Never go to Boeing Surplus Sales without one.

Measure twice, cut once. Be sure to keep your yo yo handy.

yo yo by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007

Cat Handle 

A cat's tale, by which one can lift said animal, if necessary and non-traumatic to the animal. Some cat's will let you use their cat handle, and some will not.

I caught the kitty peeing on the floor, and carried it outside by its cat handle.

Cat Handle by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007

Tacomatose 

If you're in Tacoma, WA., and you're bored, then you are said to be Tacomatose.

When I first moved there, and didn't have any friends, I was Tacomatose more often than not.

Tacomatose by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007

Hanuramakwanzmas 

An admixture of Hanukkah, Ramadan, Kwanza and Christmas. Covers all the bases during the "holiday season".

In the spirit of political correctness, and diversity celebration, let's kill four birds with one stone... or dradle. Call it Hanuramakwanzmas.

Hanuramakwanzmas by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007