GewehrWolf's definitions

Tacomatose

If you're in Tacoma, WA., and you're bored, then you are said to be Tacomatose.

When I first moved there, and didn't have any friends, I was Tacomatose more often than not.

by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007

BATF

Burn All Toddlers First. A dark reference to the deaths of many children, subsequent to an ill-conceived attack on a church commune by federal forces at Waco, TX. in 1993.

To hell with the Bill Of Rights, three cheers for the BATF!

by GewehrWolf April 9, 2007

can

A firearm sound suppressor (aka silencer).

Alot of GIs in the Sand Box have cans on their rifles.

by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007

Cat Handle

A cat's tale, by which one can lift said animal, if necessary and non-traumatic to the animal. Some cat's will let you use their cat handle, and some will not.

I caught the kitty peeing on the floor, and carried it outside by its cat handle.

by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007

spot-welded

Post-coital syndrome, occuring when one's penis becomes stuck to the sheet, do to drying semen.

"If you don't get up and wash your wanker, it's gonna get spot-welded" she warned.

by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007

yo yo

A tape measure. Never go to Boeing Surplus Sales without one.

Measure twice, cut once. Be sure to keep your yo yo handy.

by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007

Hanuramakwanzmas

An admixture of Hanukkah, Ramadan, Kwanza and Christmas. Covers all the bases during the "holiday season".

In the spirit of political correctness, and diversity celebration, let's kill four birds with one stone... or dradle. Call it Hanuramakwanzmas.

by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007