GewehrWolf's definitions

From the island

A lesbian, from the island of Lesbos.

She looks like she's from the island.

by GewehrWolf April 9, 2007

bureaurat

A gov't employee, who is not doing the public a service.

Big Brother is full of bureaurats and civil leaches.

by GewehrWolf April 9, 2007

spot-welded

Post-coital syndrome, occuring when one's penis becomes stuck to the sheet, do to drying semen.

"If you don't get up and wash your wanker, it's gonna get spot-welded" she warned.

by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007

can

A firearm sound suppressor (aka silencer).

Alot of GIs in the Sand Box have cans on their rifles.

by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007

Master Key

A shotgun used to blow-open locked doors.

The front man in the stack shot both hinges with the master key. The next guy hit the door with a battering ram.

by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007

BATF

Burn All Toddlers First. A dark reference to the deaths of many children, subsequent to an ill-conceived attack on a church commune by federal forces at Waco, TX. in 1993.

To hell with the Bill Of Rights, three cheers for the BATF!

by GewehrWolf April 9, 2007

yo yo

A tape measure. Never go to Boeing Surplus Sales without one.

Measure twice, cut once. Be sure to keep your yo yo handy.

by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007