tattard

Someone who gets a dumb tattoo that identifies them as a retard for life.

Ooh Tattard, I love that barbed wire tattoo around your arm! The way the tat artist worked in subtle hints of 1994 retardation into the piece is incredible.

by Word Wizzzzard January 16, 2008

Tacttard

The person at the gun club or store who is dressed up in military or police equipment, but in reality is not a member of the military or law enforcement.

Jay, did you see that guy on the pistol range wearing the vest with the ten ammo pouches. Is he a policeman? No Jim, he's a Tacttard he installs car stereos for a living.

by TTwist August 11, 2010

Tastard

One of unlikable action or people

Bro ashton is such a Tastard

by K4 Rhino January 3, 2021

tattarrattat

A knock on the door, as coined by James Joyce in the book Ulysses.

It is also the longest palindrome in the dictionary.

"I was just beginning to yawn with nerves thinking he was trying to make a fool of me when I knew his tattarrattat at the door"

by CaseyB May 19, 2008

tabtard

someone worse than a retard

iTab is such a tabtard.

by itsnun March 22, 2021

Tactard

A Tactical retard -

Someone who needs everything to be "Tactical" equipment or carries "Tactical" wallets, pens, sunglasses, gloves, hankerchiefs, lipbalms, chewing gum, and so on, and won't shut up about it.

"My wallet is kevlar and would stop a bullet and my pen is waterproof to a depth of 200ft"
"God you're a fucking tactard"

by ThatLousyGamer September 4, 2017

Tantard

A middle aged woman who acts as if she is a princess and still functions at a pre adolescent level.

Often characterized by excessive makeup, permed hair, and lots of bling (especially wearing diamond studded clothing)

"She's such a Tantard buying second hand electrolysis hair removal equipment on eBay and testing it on clients based on Google instructions."

by You ain't is effed-up as us November 8, 2018