Tactard

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A Tactical retard -

Someone who needs everything to be "Tactical" equipment or carries "Tactical" wallets, pens, sunglasses, gloves, hankerchiefs, lipbalms, chewing gum, and so on, and won't shut up about it.

"My wallet is kevlar and would stop a bullet and my pen is waterproof to a depth of 200ft"
"God you're a fucking tactard"

Tactard by ThatLousyGamer September 4, 2017

Words you can keep

Tacttard

The person at the gun club or store who is dressed up in military or police equipment, but in reality is not a member of the military or law enforcement.

Jay, did you see that guy on the pistol range wearing the vest with the ten ammo pouches. Is he a policeman? No Jim, he's a Tacttard he installs car stereos for a living.

Tacttard by TTwist August 11, 2010

Related Words

Tactard • tantard • tartard • Tastard • tectard • tabtard • Tacttard • Tadctard • Tatard • Tatarded

Tastard

One of unlikable action or people

Bro ashton is such a Tastard

Tastard by K4 Rhino January 3, 2021

tabtard

someone worse than a retard

iTab is such a tabtard.

tabtard by itsnun March 22, 2021

Tantard

A middle aged woman who acts as if she is a princess and still functions at a pre adolescent level.

Often characterized by excessive makeup, permed hair, and lots of bling (especially wearing diamond studded clothing)

"She's such a Tantard buying second hand electrolysis hair removal equipment on eBay and testing it on clients based on Google instructions."

Tantard by You ain't is effed-up as us November 8, 2018

tattard

Someone who gets a dumb tattoo that identifies them as a retard for life.

Ooh Tattard, I love that barbed wire tattoo around your arm! The way the tat artist worked in subtle hints of 1994 retardation into the piece is incredible.

tattard by Word Wizzzzard January 16, 2008

Tatarded

1.)Someone or something that supercedes the customary definition of being stupid.
2.)Super Duper stupid
3.)Stupid to the hundredth power

1.)That girl is so retarded, she's tatarded!

2.)Oh My God, Jack was just standing there and just fell over, like gravity tripped him up or something. Man, that dude's tatarded!

Tatarded by A.Enraged April 29, 2008

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026