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A Tactical retard -

Someone who needs everything to be "Tactical" equipment or carries "Tactical" wallets, pens, sunglasses, gloves, hankerchiefs, lipbalms, chewing gum, and so on, and won't shut up about it.
"My wallet is kevlar and would stop a bullet and my pen is waterproof to a depth of 200ft"
"God you're a fucking tactard"
Tactard by ThatLousyGamer September 4, 2017
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Tacttard 

The person at the gun club or store who is dressed up in military or police equipment, but in reality is not a member of the military or law enforcement.
Jay, did you see that guy on the pistol range wearing the vest with the ten ammo pouches. Is he a policeman? No Jim, he's a Tacttard he installs car stereos for a living.
Tacttard by TTwist August 11, 2010
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One of unlikable action or people
Bro ashton is such a Tastard
Tastard by K4 Rhino January 3, 2021
iTab is such a tabtard.
tabtard by itsnun March 22, 2021
A middle aged woman who acts as if she is a princess and still functions at a pre adolescent level.

Often characterized by excessive makeup, permed hair, and lots of bling (especially wearing diamond studded clothing)
"She's such a Tantard buying second hand electrolysis hair removal equipment on eBay and testing it on clients based on Google instructions."
Someone who gets a dumb tattoo that identifies them as a retard for life.
Ooh Tattard, I love that barbed wire tattoo around your arm! The way the tat artist worked in subtle hints of 1994 retardation into the piece is incredible.
tattard by Word Wizzzzard January 16, 2008

Tatarded 

1.)Someone or something that supercedes the customary definition of being stupid.
2.)Super Duper stupid
3.)Stupid to the hundredth power
1.)That girl is so retarded, she's tatarded!

2.)Oh My God, Jack was just standing there and just fell over, like gravity tripped him up or something. Man, that dude's tatarded!
Tatarded by A.Enraged April 29, 2008
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“No way, is that cake?”
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