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t.u.t.t.

-verb, intransitive.
Texting under the table. Variants: TUTT, TUtT.

To hold a cellphone in one's lap and send text messages, often while in a bar or restaurant. Ironically, TUTTers usually intend their stealth texting as a courtesy to their fellow diners. In actuality, TUTTing is considered poor table manners.

Where acceptable, cellphones and Blackberrys at the table should be used in plain sight after excusing oneself to "send a quick message" or "take this brief call." Some situations require excusing oneself from the table entirely. Generally speaking, in polite company, all ringing devices should be turned off or kept on silent and put away for the duration of the meal.

Not to be confused with t.u.i.
Quit t.u.t.t.ing and eat your steak!
by Anonymous917 June 26, 2008
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D U T T

To wish bad on someone, instead of saying "I hope he dies" you could say "I dutt on him" or, if you're doing it for shits and giggle, you could say "I dutt on anyone named Samantha."
We D U T T on anyone named Bartholomew.
by canigetauhhhhhhhhanimetiddie December 20, 2017
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t.t.b.u.t

T.T.B.U.T is the abbreviation of think twice before u talk
by Dcsofes March 16, 2016
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R.U.T.T.S.

R.U.T.T.S. .......... Republicans Unable To Think Syndrome
That person must have R.U.T.T.S. as they are only able to repeat Fox News sound bites of the latest conservative propaganda, when will he learn to think for himself.
by Chicagodave November 4, 2015
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B.U.T.T.H.O.L.E.

The Broadcasting Underground Television Technical Helpers Of Londen England.
Hey dude my TV is broken I had better call the B.U.T.T.H.O.L.E.
by Nazathan March 16, 2005
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D U T T

It is what we do to Medium Waffle niggas in the war started by meme star @__extendo__
by JayGodly April 21, 2018
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D.I.C.K.B.U.T.T.

D.I.C.K.B.U.T.T. is short for December Initiative of Collective Knowledge Birthdays United Through Tomorrow.

You celebrate all the December birthdays of your friends in a weekend. Gokarting, lasertron and Texas de Brazil.
We are celebrating d.i.c.k.b.u.t.t. this weekend with our friends.
by Narcosleepy December 28, 2019
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