Definitions by Chicagodave

R.U.T.T.S. 

R.U.T.T.S. .......... Republicans Unable To Think Syndrome

That person must have R.U.T.T.S. as they are only able to repeat Fox News sound bites of the latest conservative propaganda, when will he learn to think for himself.

R.U.T.T.S. by Chicagodave November 4, 2015

crisco fisting 

A hand job or masturbating.

After I saw her bodacious tits I went home and started Crisco fisting myself I masturbated untill my arm was sore not to mention my dick.

crisco fisting by Chicagodave May 1, 2015

willywanked 

Being told a tall tail, usually about a sexual escapade that most likely did not occur.

After 2 minuets into the story of how he got the best head from the hottest girl I finally realized I was being "willywanked".

willywanked by Chicagodave April 25, 2015

bhs 

born here syndrome .. Generally a small town attitude against people that moved there recently. Snubbing the newbie, keeping newcomers out of the group activities.

He's lived here for 10 years and now he has bhs.

bhs by Chicagodave April 16, 2015

youpid 

Young and stupid

At 18 he's too youpid to know about the reasons we go to war.......

youpid by Chicagodave March 29, 2015

Sky-Lofting

The act of ejaculating out of a window aiming at random passers by.

I'm sky-lofting on that bitchs head down there.

Sky-Lofting by ChicagoDave August 14, 2012