P.T.U.T.

Prime Toilet Usage Time - pronounced Pee-Tut.
This the moment in time on public transport, especially airplanes, when the toilet is as popular as the curry everyone ate the night before.
Occurs immediately after the seatbelt signs turn off. This is when, after a massive night of drinking, one should occupy the toilet a.s.a.p., and then do his stink. Results vary.

"I just got those fuckers good, I just stank out the whole back cabin during ptut"

"Go man, go! Its P.T.U.T.!!!"

P.T.U.T. by Billy Peppers November 23, 2009

p.o.s.p.o.t.u.s. 

piece of shit resident

Our p.o.s.p.o.t.u.s. is taxing tanning salons.

p.o.s.p.o.t.u.s. by Bustedjaouted December 20, 2010

B.Y.P.U.T.Y.C.O.M.D 

Beat your pussy up till you come on my dick

I will disrespectfully b.y.p.u.t.y.c.o.m.d

B.Y.P.U.T.Y.C.O.M.D by anonymous April 3, 2021

U.T.P.

Under The Pump. Or when one is under pressure to complete a task from a deadline, etc.

Used in the workplace as an acronym. Coined by Mr Dave "Reesdog" Reeson in late 2006.

"Come on fellaz we are really U.T.P. here. Let's get working!"

U.T.P. by Lil Pesos February 29, 2008

P.T.B.U. ratio 

abbreviation for "Potential to Blow Up ratio", which is a scale ranging from 1 (low) to 10 (high), that rates the chances a currently hot girl will someday gain weight and become overly chubby and unattractive.

Key note: One night hookups are exempt from the P.T.B.U ratio as the girl being rated is usually hot, and even though she is likely to blow up in the future, the aforementioned potential blow up will not effect her current hotness.

Tom: "Check out that chick over there... she is smoking hot."

Brent: "Dude, look her thick upper arms and those kankles, she's got a high P.T.B.U. ratio.

Tom: "Man, who says I'm proposing? Bang it tonight, leave it tomorrow.

P.T.B.U. ratio by Jack Metzler April 3, 2008

P.T.B.U. ratio 

abbreviation for "Potential to Blow Up ratio", which is a scale ranging from 1 (low) to 10 (high), that rates the chances a currently hot girl will someday gain weight and become overly chubby and unattractive.

Key note: One night hookups are exempt from the P.T.B.U ratio as the girl being rated is usually hot, and even though she is likely to blow up in the future, the aforementioned potential blow up will not effect her current hotness.

Tom: "Check out that chick over there... she is smoking hot."

Brent: "Dude, look her thick upper arms and those kankles, she's got a high P.T.B.U. ratio.

Tom: "Man, who says I'm proposing? Bang it tonight, leave it tomorrow.

P.T.B.U. ratio by Jack Metzler April 2, 2008

P.L.U.T.O 

Pimps like us taking over/pluto the sense of being from the pimp planet. real nigga's took name pluto and made it into our own

the girl asked me where i was from i told her im from p.l.u.t.o.

P.L.U.T.O by irwinstotler February 2, 2009