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t-wizzle

The coolest kid int the world. Extremely hott and sexy. Also creator of the restaurent T-wizzle's hizzle. A stud
That kid over their is such a T-Wizzle.
by tyler wenta February 7, 2008
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T-Whizzle

T-Whizzle is a guy who likes to think he is big and strong, however when it actually comes to trying to lift large weights he always seem to have some form of mysterious ailment or issue.
Man 1 - Hey lets do some weights with T-Whizzle

Man 2 - Nah no way man last time I tried to do weights with T-Whizzle he kept claiming his legs were different lenghts so he couldnt squat properly or that he had back problems so he couldn't deadlift.

Man 1 - Yeah that sounds like a T-Whizzle no wonder he is so small.
by that awsome guy May 24, 2014
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twizzledick

word used to describe someone whose name you don't want to say out loud, for someone you feel contempt for or someone who you find to be worthless and a waste of good oxygen.
Tony G: I really need help with this equipment.
Jim C: I know a guy, but he works for that twizzledick. The job up the street.
Tony G: ??

Tony G: Oh, you mean Bruce?
Jim C: That's him.
Tony G: You're right, he is. I'll give that twizzledick a call.
by Mark Louis Webb January 7, 2011
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twizzled

Confused or unable to decide.
Was used in the Artisoft LANtastic networking software to indicate the network was unable to decide which network adapter to use.
From the LANtastic Networking software: "Net BIOS is twizzled"
by maniakaz December 5, 2011
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twizzle stick

yo man, load up the twizzle stick and lets start tweakin!!
by Steve_Juggernaut May 15, 2006
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Texas Twizzler

when a girl gives a guy a handjob while twisting around making the guys dick twisted and red like a twizzler
Becky gave me a Texas Twizzler last night. It hurt so bad.
by Dr.Wats November 10, 2010
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Texas twizzler

The act of placing a twizzler inside of your partners Rectum, then extract the twizzler from the rectum and slowly Injest the fecal mattered twizzler.
Kyle gave his girlfriend a Texas twizzler last night, the whole apartment smelt like shit
by Queefsniffer3000 December 13, 2019
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