t-wizzle

The coolest kid int the world. Extremely hott and sexy. Also creator of the restaurent T-wizzle's hizzle. A stud

That kid over their is such a T-Wizzle.

t-wizzle by tyler wenta February 7, 2008

T-Whizzle 

T-Whizzle is a guy who likes to think he is big and strong, however when it actually comes to trying to lift large weights he always seem to have some form of mysterious ailment or issue.

Man 1 - Hey lets do some weights with T-Whizzle

Man 2 - Nah no way man last time I tried to do weights with T-Whizzle he kept claiming his legs were different lenghts so he couldnt squat properly or that he had back problems so he couldn't deadlift.

Man 1 - Yeah that sounds like a T-Whizzle no wonder he is so small.

T-Whizzle by that awsome guy May 24, 2014

twizzledick

word used to describe someone whose name you don't want to say out loud, for someone you feel contempt for or someone who you find to be worthless and a waste of good oxygen.

Tony G: I really need help with this equipment.
Jim C: I know a guy, but he works for that twizzledick. The job up the street.
Tony G: ??

Tony G: Oh, you mean Bruce?
Jim C: That's him.
Tony G: You're right, he is. I'll give that twizzledick a call.

twizzledick by Mark Louis Webb January 7, 2011

twizzled 

Confused or unable to decide.
Was used in the Artisoft LANtastic networking software to indicate the network was unable to decide which network adapter to use.

From the LANtastic Networking software: "Net BIOS is twizzled"

twizzled by maniakaz December 5, 2011

twizzle stick

A dope pipe. Another word for a glass dick.

yo man, load up the twizzle stick and lets start tweakin!!

twizzle stick by Steve_Juggernaut May 15, 2006

Texas Twizzler 

when a girl gives a guy a handjob while twisting around making the guys dick twisted and red like a twizzler

Becky gave me a Texas Twizzler last night. It hurt so bad.

Texas Twizzler by Dr.Wats November 10, 2010

Texas twizzler 

The act of placing a twizzler inside of your partners Rectum, then extract the twizzler from the rectum and slowly Injest the fecal mattered twizzler.

Kyle gave his girlfriend a Texas twizzler last night, the whole apartment smelt like shit

Texas twizzler by Queefsniffer3000 December 13, 2019