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Roses Aren't Always Red 

Roses aren't always red

& violets aren't exactly blue,
the society we live in
never seems to speak the truth.

Smiles aren't always happy,
& frowns aren't always upset.
People judge to quickly
& our feelings are what they

forget
Roses aren't always red & and our feelings are what they forget.

firetrucks don't stop at red lights 

The one sentence you hear right before getting raped.
Rapist: Wanna play the firetruck game?
Victim: Sure.. How do you play it?
Rapist: I, the firetruck, will raise my hand through and up your inner thighs until you say red light.
Victim: Red light!
Rapist: FIRETRUCKS DON'T STOP AT RED LIGHTS :)
Victim: Shit.

Don’t forget your red nose

Post a male overtly seeking attention quaffing his hair
Don’t forget your red nose clown

Red dogs don’t wait for blue fleas 

A phrase meaning ‘don’t wait around for something that isn’t good for you’
1: what are you doing?
2: waiting for graham
1: why are you waiting on him, I’ve told you he’s not good for you
2: he is 30 minutes late...
1: red dogs don’t wait for blue fleas
not red and used my meme stars (people who post memes and meme related stuff blah blah blah)
Friend: Man that car is awesome! what colour is it?
Me: redn't
Friend:red?
Me: redn't
redn't by Flamerboi October 15, 2018

tred-milf 

women on a tredmil looks hot from the back and then you see her front and she is as old or older than your mom
Wow, that chick looked so hot until i found out she was a tred-milf.
tred-milf by vtwist February 22, 2009
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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