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Roses Aren't Always Red 

Roses aren't always red

& violets aren't exactly blue,
the society we live in
never seems to speak the truth.

Smiles aren't always happy,
& frowns aren't always upset.
People judge to quickly
& our feelings are what they

forget
Roses aren't always red & and our feelings are what they forget.

firetrucks don't stop at red lights 

The one sentence you hear right before getting raped.
Rapist: Wanna play the firetruck game?
Victim: Sure.. How do you play it?
Rapist: I, the firetruck, will raise my hand through and up your inner thighs until you say red light.
Victim: Red light!
Rapist: FIRETRUCKS DON'T STOP AT RED LIGHTS :)
Victim: Shit.

Don’t forget your red nose

Post a male overtly seeking attention quaffing his hair
Don’t forget your red nose clown

Red dogs don’t wait for blue fleas 

A phrase meaning ‘don’t wait around for something that isn’t good for you
1: what are you doing?
2: waiting for graham
1: why are you waiting on him, I’ve told you he’s not good for you
2: he is 30 minutes late...
1: red dogs don’t wait for blue fleas
not red and used my meme stars (people who post memes and meme related stuff blah blah blah)
Friend: Man that car is awesome! what colour is it?
Me: redn't
Friend:red?
Me: redn't
redn't by Flamerboi October 15, 2018

tred-milf 

women on a tredmil looks hot from the back and then you see her front and she is as old or older than your mom
Wow, that chick looked so hot until i found out she was a tred-milf.
tred-milf by vtwist February 22, 2009