The scariest way to end any horror story. The scariest fucking cliffhanger in every horror story ever.
Dumbass: Hey wanna hear a horror story?
Smartass: Sure!
Dumbass: One time during 3 AM, a guy was sleeping... Then the dog came in.
Smartass: I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight.
Smartass: Sure!
Dumbass: One time during 3 AM, a guy was sleeping... Then the dog came in.
Smartass: I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight.
by TesTy_DaBlockz October 14, 2023
Some guy who always used the Swerty layout tried the American keyboard layout: How are you doing_ I#m actually doing quite fine to be honest, just don#t try to kill&murder me, I dislike it. *I#m typing random things lmao(
by TesTy_DaBlockz September 04, 2023
Rapist: Wanna play the firetruck game?
Victim: Sure.. How do you play it?
Rapist: I, the firetruck, will raise my hand through and up your inner thighs until you say red light.
Victim: Red light!
Rapist: FIRETRUCKS DON'T STOP AT RED LIGHTS :)
Victim: Shit.
Victim: Sure.. How do you play it?
Rapist: I, the firetruck, will raise my hand through and up your inner thighs until you say red light.
Victim: Red light!
Rapist: FIRETRUCKS DON'T STOP AT RED LIGHTS :)
Victim: Shit.
by TesTy_DaBlockz September 09, 2023
Another word for a naive child with an innocent mind, or a person who knows the truth but doesn't give a shit.
Andy: Bro everybody in this whole class browses rule 34 every day except for Diego!
Holly: Yep, he's lacking horniness.
Holly: Yep, he's lacking horniness.
by TesTy_DaBlockz September 04, 2023
GTGASAP means "Got To Go As Soon As Possible"; it either means you have to go very fast and cannot wait for your friend to say goodbye, it can also be used (more logically) to say that your friend must go as soon as possible for some odd reasons.
Example 1:
Girl: "Hello!"
Boy: "Ayyo0! Sup// Hru?? !!"
Girl: "Ig 1 G0OD wbu?!?"
Boy: "1drk Bru"
Girl: "WAIT MY MOMS CALLING ME GTGASAP"
Boy: "4W MAN!!1!"
Example 2:
"Hey bruh we gtgasap because this monster is 'boutta get-us"
Girl: "Hello!"
Boy: "Ayyo0! Sup// Hru?? !!"
Girl: "Ig 1 G0OD wbu?!?"
Boy: "1drk Bru"
Girl: "WAIT MY MOMS CALLING ME GTGASAP"
Boy: "4W MAN!!1!"
Example 2:
"Hey bruh we gtgasap because this monster is 'boutta get-us"
by TesTy_DaBlockz May 18, 2023
In A netflix parody movie made entirely by AI:
Victim girl tied to a seat about to be thrown onto saws: What will you do to me?
Chainsaw holding murderer man with devil mask: I want you to be less alive!
Victim girl tied to a seat about to be thrown onto saws: What will you do to me?
Chainsaw holding murderer man with devil mask: I want you to be less alive!
by TesTy_DaBlockz October 21, 2023
"Stop scrolling" is a request that never works. If somebody says "stop scrolling" to you, you won't.
Terrifying white woman: "Stop scrolling, veryuselessperson78!"
veryuselessperson78: "Leave me alone."
And then the dog came in.
veryuselessperson78: "Leave me alone."
And then the dog came in.
by TesTy_DaBlockz July 08, 2024