TesTy_DaBlockz's definitions

BRBASAP

BRBASAP means Be Right Back As Soon As Possible, it could be used to tell somebody that they need to be back as soon as they can, which can be used if somebody needs to be afk and says "brb" or "afk", in which case, you could say "BRBASAP tho"

Here is An Example:
Person 1: "Hey Uhh, Afk I gotta Take Out The Trash."
Person 2: "Alright, But BRBASAP tho."

by TesTy_DaBlockz May 18, 2023

Stop scrolling

"Stop scrolling" is a request that never works. If somebody says "stop scrolling" to you, you won't.

Terrifying white woman: "Stop scrolling, veryuselessperson78!"
veryuselessperson78: "Leave me alone."

And then the dog came in.

by TesTy_DaBlockz July 8, 2024

firetrucks don't stop at red lights

The one sentence you hear right before getting raped.

Rapist: Wanna play the firetruck game?
Victim: Sure.. How do you play it?
Rapist: I, the firetruck, will raise my hand through and up your inner thighs until you say red light.
Victim: Red light!
Rapist: FIRETRUCKS DON'T STOP AT RED LIGHTS :)
Victim: Shit.

by TesTy_DaBlockz September 9, 2023

You

The most majestic, beautiful, fantastic, funny, gorgeous, and intelligent being known to the universe. You, the result of a miracle.

James: Hey, am I ugly?
Bob: No, you aren't.

by TesTy_DaBlockz July 8, 2024

swerty

The Swedish keyboard, including Å, Ä, and Ö. Has access to the ¤ symbol.

Some guy who always used the Swerty layout tried the American keyboard layout: How are you doing_ I#m actually doing quite fine to be honest, just don#t try to kill&murder me, I dislike it. *I#m typing random things lmao(

by TesTy_DaBlockz September 4, 2023

I want you to be less alive!

Either asking you to pass out, or to die.

In A netflix parody movie made entirely by AI:
Victim girl tied to a seat about to be thrown onto saws: What will you do to me?
Chainsaw holding murderer man with devil mask: I want you to be less alive!

by TesTy_DaBlockz October 21, 2023

sthu

When you ask somebody to sthu, you're asking them to SHUT THE HELL UP. You know that.

Kid 1: "nerd"
Kid 2: "sthu dumbass"

by TesTy_DaBlockz August 30, 2023