then the dog came in

The scariest way to end any horror story. The scariest fucking cliffhanger in every horror story ever.

Dumbass: Hey wanna hear a horror story?
Smartass: Sure!
Dumbass: One time during 3 AM, a guy was sleeping... Then the dog came in.
Smartass: I think I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

by TesTy_DaBlockz October 14, 2023

swerty

The Swedish keyboard, including Å, Ä, and Ö. Has access to the ¤ symbol.

Some guy who always used the Swerty layout tried the American keyboard layout: How are you doing_ I#m actually doing quite fine to be honest, just don#t try to kill&murder me, I dislike it. *I#m typing random things lmao(

by TesTy_DaBlockz September 04, 2023

light pole

The sexiest motherfucker, you can fuck this bitch all you want. Every 4th grader starts beginning to love them, then it slowly descends into getting intimate and sexual with it. You can use it to strangle your victims and molest them, or just molest the pole itself.

Adolphus the great: I, the king, now disclose that I hereby am in love intimately with this attractive pole!
Light Pole:

Adolphus the great: *dry-humping sounds*

by TesTy_DaBlockz September 09, 2023

You

The most majestic, beautiful, fantastic, funny, gorgeous, and intelligent being known to the universe. You, the result of a miracle.

James: Hey, am I ugly?
Bob: No, you aren't.

by TesTy_DaBlockz July 08, 2024

BRBASAP

BRBASAP means Be Right Back As Soon As Possible, it could be used to tell somebody that they need to be back as soon as they can, which can be used if somebody needs to be afk and says "brb" or "afk", in which case, you could say "BRBASAP tho"

Here is An Example:
Person 1: "Hey Uhh, Afk I gotta Take Out The Trash."
Person 2: "Alright, But BRBASAP tho."

by TesTy_DaBlockz May 18, 2023

firetrucks don't stop at red lights

The one sentence you hear right before getting raped.

Rapist: Wanna play the firetruck game?
Victim: Sure.. How do you play it?
Rapist: I, the firetruck, will raise my hand through and up your inner thighs until you say red light.
Victim: Red light!
Rapist: FIRETRUCKS DON'T STOP AT RED LIGHTS :)
Victim: Shit.

by TesTy_DaBlockz September 09, 2023

lacking horniness

Another word for a naive child with an innocent mind, or a person who knows the truth but doesn't give a shit.

Andy: Bro everybody in this whole class browses rule 34 every day except for Diego!
Holly: Yep, he's lacking horniness.

by TesTy_DaBlockz September 04, 2023