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don't count your chickens before they hatch
You should not assume that what you think will happen, will eventually happen. It's mostly used in cases where you would brag, plan, or make other deals before the event actually occurred. Originates from selling chickens based on how many eggs there is before you know how many eggs are viable. A few chickens may die, some may not hatch, and others eggs may break. Example: quitting your job or buying expensive items when your $1,000,000 sports bet looks likely but there's still two minutes more left in the game.
Hey Bob, you have to keep on playing hard. Even though we are up five goals with 5 minutes left, they can still come back. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
don't count your chickens before they hatch by Crackle Dackle December 13, 2016
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Thatch Snatch
A vagina that is comparable to Margaret Thatcher's. Not the alive and well Margaret Thatcher Snatch, the dead and rotting Margaret Thatcher snatch. Hence the term, Thatch Snatch.
Thatch Snatch by Mac Long Dong June 3, 2013
Margret Thatcher
MARGRET THATCHER IS DEAD!
DING DONG THE WICKED BITCH IS DEAD!
ITS A SHAME THE BITCH DIDN’T DIE 87 YEARS AGO!
ITS A SHAME THE IRA DIDN’T KILL THE BITCH!
DING DONG THE WICKED BITCH IS DEAD!
ITS A SHAME THE BITCH DIDN’T DIE 87 YEARS AGO!
ITS A SHAME THE IRA DIDN’T KILL THE BITCH!
To Margret Thatcher:
OBJECTS THAT IV’E SHOVED UP MY ASS! PENCILS, UMBRELLAS, BROOMSTICK HANDLES..........
OBJECTS THAT IV’E SHOVED UP MY ASS! PENCILS, UMBRELLAS, BROOMSTICK HANDLES..........
Margret Thatcher by Ronald Childmolester McDonald November 6, 2020
thatcherjoe
thatcherjoe is a famous youtuber who currently has over 5 million subscribers, he's very well known for pranking his roommate (Caspar Lee) who is also a very successful youtuber & being the brother of Internet star Zoella (Zöe Sugg) Joe Sugg aka thatcherjoe has recently released a graphic novel name USERNAME: EVIE he has also released a film with roommate Caspar Lee called "Joe and Caspar hit the road"
"I'm going to go watche my favourite youtuber thatcherjoe"
"you should definitely check out thatcherjoe"
"follow my thatcherjoe fan account"
"you should definitely check out thatcherjoe"
"follow my thatcherjoe fan account"
thatcherjoe by ro.allan October 23, 2015
thatcher
thatcher by the cooler penguin27 August 20, 2020
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.