t-hatch 

someone who tries and fails to finger girls in movie theaters. when said failing they tend to finger the anus instead.

"dude! john pulled a t-hatch last night!"
"what?!"
"yeah! he fingered her ass hole!"

t-hatch by modeff July 12, 2009

don't count your chickens before they hatch 

You should not assume that what you think will happen, will eventually happen. It's mostly used in cases where you would brag, plan, or make other deals before the event actually occurred. Originates from selling chickens based on how many eggs there is before you know how many eggs are viable. A few chickens may die, some may not hatch, and others eggs may break. Example: quitting your job or buying expensive items when your $1,000,000 sports bet looks likely but there's still two minutes more left in the game.

Hey Bob, you have to keep on playing hard. Even though we are up five goals with 5 minutes left, they can still come back. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

don't count your chickens before they hatch by Crackle Dackle December 13, 2016

Thatch Snatch 

A vagina that is comparable to Margaret Thatcher's. Not the alive and well Margaret Thatcher Snatch, the dead and rotting Margaret Thatcher snatch. Hence the term, Thatch Snatch.

Becky smells like you got a little Thatch Snatch going on down there.

Thatch Snatch by Mac Long Dong June 3, 2013

Margret Thatcher

MARGRET THATCHER IS DEAD!
DING DONG THE WICKED BITCH IS DEAD!
ITS A SHAME THE BITCH DIDN’T DIE 87 YEARS AGO!
ITS A SHAME THE IRA DIDN’T KILL THE BITCH!

To Margret Thatcher:
OBJECTS THAT IV’E SHOVED UP MY ASS! PENCILS, UMBRELLAS, BROOMSTICK HANDLES..........

Margret Thatcher by Ronald Childmolester McDonald November 6, 2020

thatcherjoe 

thatcherjoe is a famous youtuber who currently has over 5 million subscribers, he's very well known for pranking his roommate (Caspar Lee) who is also a very successful youtuber & being the brother of Internet star Zoella (Zöe Sugg) Joe Sugg aka thatcherjoe has recently released a graphic novel name USERNAME: EVIE he has also released a film with roommate Caspar Lee called "Joe and Caspar hit the road"

"I'm going to go watche my favourite youtuber thatcherjoe"
"you should definitely check out thatcherjoe"
"follow my thatcherjoe fan account"

thatcherjoe by ro.allan October 23, 2015

thatcher 

fookin laser sights

thatcher: fookin laser sights
yay

thatcher by the cooler penguin27 August 20, 2020

Thatcher Norman

A round and precious boy

Have you seen Thatcher Norman he is quite rotund and unique I think we should cherish him

Thatcher Norman by Lil Blevins December 28, 2022