Broomstick

A mythical weapon used by Asian moms when their son got a B+ in a recent math test

My mom smacked me with the broomstick when I was caught using a calculator.

by dudepro120 June 19, 2019

Broomstick

A Broomstick is an Oppressor Mk2 and is the primary weapon of a Broomstick Boy.

It also goes by many other names such as Depressor, Depressor MkNoob, Depressor MkPoo, and Annoying Mosquito.

The Broomstick is annoying and anyone who uses it is a prick.

Anyone who uses a Broomstick deserves eternal punishment.

by Zimos_24 December 29, 2021

broomstick

v. Lie your female partner on her back, grab your nutsack and put it in her vagina while grabbing your penis with both hands, one over the other (in the fashion of flying on a broomstick)

My girl was on her back, so i gave her the old broomstick.
I gave her the broomstick and now my nuts smell.

by philip martell June 9, 2007

Broomstick

A magical flying broom that Harry Potter uses to play Quidditch.

Harry got a Nimbus 2000 broomstick because he was the youngest seeker at Hogwarts in a century.

by Quirrell December 1, 2010

broomstick

The feeling that someone is forcibly inserting a broomstick or other object of girth into your anus. The pain can usually be described as sharp, acute, and generally passes after five to twenty seconds. This feeling is experienced among men and women alike.

During my drive to Virginia, I gasped loudly when I felt the broomstick ravaging my rectum.

by hbgpa July 6, 2008

Broomstick

Another word for b*tch

wow leafy is such a broomstick

by Dezzahezzahand October 21, 2020

broomstick

A skinny girl with bushy hair that would look like a broomstick if u turned her upside down AKA sylvia.

damn dat gurl so skinny n her hair is never done. She's a Broomstick!!

by Coolerz October 19, 2007