T-ONE 

This nigga the smartest man who get all the pussy bro

T-ONE is such an alpha male

T-ONE by nigganigganiggaJAYnigga July 25, 2018

t-one 

the most awesome group of people you could ever meet, a weird group of people who you'll always have fun with, funniest and greatest ensemble of kids you'll ever know

I hung out with t-one yesterday. It was so awesome.
Someone from t-one talked to me. It was so cool.
Don't you just love t-one?

t-one by tracyturnblad1 August 25, 2010

t'one 

testosterone

At 70 I have less t'one.

t'one by yvilletom January 12, 2022

don't one-seat me 

when you sit down and bae sits two seats down from you (on a train, couch, etc)

*leaves an empty seat between u two for no apparent reason*

"boy what are u doing? don't one-seat me!"

don't one-seat me by missmeira94 July 25, 2019

This isn't one of those times 

The basis of civil rights is changing how people interact with you in public.

Hym "This isn't one of those times! This is a 'I'm entitled to money for you doing that' times."

This isn't one of those times by Hym Iam September 20, 2025

i ain't wearin' one 

This is what crime-momkeys tell their sugar mamas about wearing condoms. They can't just screw the white girls, they "has to get them pregnant", too.

"Please put this on, Tyrone. I don't want my parents pushing a cocoa puff in a stroller." "What? I ain't wearin' one!"

i ain't wearin' one by running out of patience May 6, 2008

You can’t put one horse in two barns 

You can’t have more than one significant other.

-Caleb Smith 2019

“Devin, I know you like both of those girls. I hate to tell you, but you can’t put one horse in two barns!”

You can’t put one horse in two barns by CowboyCaleb May 11, 2019