T-ONE

This nigga the smartest man who get all the pussy bro

T-ONE is such an alpha male

by nigganigganiggaJAYnigga July 25, 2018

t-one

the most awesome group of people you could ever meet, a weird group of people who you'll always have fun with, funniest and greatest ensemble of kids you'll ever know

I hung out with t-one yesterday. It was so awesome.
Someone from t-one talked to me. It was so cool.
Don't you just love t-one?

by tracyturnblad1 August 25, 2010

t'one

testosterone

At 70 I have less t'one.

by yvilletom January 12, 2022

don't one-seat me

when you sit down and bae sits two seats down from you (on a train, couch, etc)

*leaves an empty seat between u two for no apparent reason*

"boy what are u doing? don't one-seat me!"

by missmeira94 July 25, 2019

This isn't one of those times

The basis of civil rights is changing how people interact with you in public.

Hym "This isn't one of those times! This is a 'I'm entitled to money for you doing that' times."

by Hym Iam September 20, 2025

i ain't wearin' one

This is what crime-momkeys tell their sugar mamas about wearing condoms. They can't just screw the white girls, they "has to get them pregnant", too.

"Please put this on, Tyrone. I don't want my parents pushing a cocoa puff in a stroller." "What? I ain't wearin' one!"

by running out of patience May 6, 2008

You can’t put one horse in two barns

You can’t have more than one significant other.

-Caleb Smith 2019

“Devin, I know you like both of those girls. I hate to tell you, but you can’t put one horse in two barns!”

by CowboyCaleb May 11, 2019