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Wrote a new fanfic. T/w: depression, mentions of suicide
t/w by Immacrunchbar August 19, 2017
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T.W.I.T.C.H 

A synonym for the banned word Simp on Twitch and acronym meaning

Talentedless
Women
Intertwined
To
Cooming
Herds

#TWITCH
Twitch has officially banned the word Simp. I proposed we make an synonym with an acronym with their own name. That way we can continue to have our freedom of speech and not be silenced for stating facts. Only a true simp would be "offended" by the word Simp aka a T.W.I.T.C.H
T.W.I.T.C.H by UGK DAVID May 15, 2020

T.W.M.F.T. 

(toom foot) Acronym for the phrase; Total Waste of My Fucking Time.
That meeting was a T.W.M.F.T.
T.W.M.F.T. by Rastus McGee May 8, 2018

T.W.A.T (Twist Ankle Technique) 

The act of inducing sexual activity by acquiring your target, walking by them, faking a twisted ankle, and elegantly but rapidly falling face first, mouth wide open into the crotch of your target. Therefore announcing your sexual desire and leading to the arousal of your target. You are now, inevitably, in there! (suitable for both male and female use).
(As Boy strolls past the naive little angel Girl)

Boy: hello

Girl: heyyy ;)

(Boy performed the T.W.A.T (Twist Ankle Technique) and plummets face first into Girl's vagina)

Girl: *Gasp* oh my God... I'm taking you to my bedroom

T.W.A.B. 

T.W.A.B. - (Time Wasting Ass Bitch). A seemingly single female (usually in a nightclub, lounge, or bar) who would pretend to be interested, and take up most of your night , only to find out she is unavailable or not interested.
Example 1:
Guy 1 : Hey i'm going to talk to that tall blonde with the big boobs
Guy 2: Don't waste your time on that T.W.A.B.

Example 2:
Guy 1: Yo man I spoke to that chick all night and she didn't even give me her number
Guy 2: I told you she was a T.W.A.B.!
T.W.A.B. by nypaliguy July 30, 2009

T.W.A.T. Team 

-An incompetent S.W.A.T. Team. T.W.A.T. Team stands for Terrible Weapons And Tactics.
Did you see that T.W.A.T. Team on the news where they shot a 6 year old boy by accident?
T.W.A.T. Team by TWAT TEAM March 29, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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