T-Wils 

Pronounced (TEE-WILLS)
A mentally retarded bisexual male or female who believes that they are superior to all those around them. Although they are really good at absolutely no skills, except being an ignorant and annoying nuisance. They have absolutely no accomplices, friends, or acquaintances, and therefore is an outcast in society and will eventually end up as either a prostitute, homeless person, slave worker, criminal, or committing suicide.

"Shut up T-Wils, you were born when two women were v-ing together."

"Wow, T-Wils, you have no friends!"

"T-Wils, rocking on like soldier boy."

T-Wils by Memnoc Venatin September 27, 2009

Woodrow T. Wilson 

A non-alcoholic cocktail created by blending a Shirley Temple (grenadine mixed with club soda or Sprite) with pineapple juice. Served best over ice and topped with a maraschino cherry.

You girls look too young to drink. Why don't I just buy you a round of Woodrow T. Wilsons?

Woodrow T. Wilson by therealsituation April 18, 2010

Twils 

1. A very Hot, average and superficial person who always loves talking to girls, you may find a Twils playing with your 6-year-old daughter near the playground, this is because Twils really love to play with children and act like them in general
Twils often grow their toenails very long in order to use them as a weapon in case someone confronts them, this includes Taiwanese police and neos.

2. A word often called out loud to protect yourself from very annoying girls, the word instantly gets rid of annoying 2005 brats and thots in your friendly Taiwanese neighborhood, the word is also very feared by children, especially girls, so if you have a kid, experts advise not using it near them as it could cause them to abandon your home when they grow older, become addicted and act as dangers to society.

Example:
2005 kid: yo Youtube Rewind 2018 is awesome!!!
Boy 1: Twils
2005 kid: *runs to mother*

Example:
Mother: oh boy, my son is a Twils, what should I do?
Psychologist: I strongly advise Euthanizing him if the issue persists

Example:
1. Kid: My classmate is such a Twils, talking with the opposite sex everytime
2. SWAT Officer: Don't move or ill shout it out loud!

Twils by ThomasAAnderson January 21, 2019