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Short for System Control. It truly means an utter waste of life, oxygen, space and time. Where someone is assigned with no other purpose but to just take space.

A. Lincoln
I'd rather be on a currency that cost more to manufacture that waste my life on SYSCON. Abraham Lincoln.
SYSCON by Watch Chief May 24, 2017
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syscoing 

Syscoing- Selling Sysco products to the general public from a restaurant to go.
As a result of CDC Guidelines that closed many restaurant dining rooms and other establishments to prevent the spread of the coronavirus in 2020, many cities allowed restaurants to sell food items from the menu including entrees and mixed drinks to-go outside of the establishment. As hoarding of staples including fresh eggs, meat, milk, potatoes and other staples left supermarket shelves bare, restaurants began to take up the slack by selling Sysco brand products to the general public.
Texas Roadhouse is syscoing ground beef, ribeyes, potatoes, eggs, milk and frozen breaded seafood today while supplies last. Sadly they aren't offering toilet paper or paper towels
syscoing by Tray in Corpus March 23, 2020

Thanks Sysco 

A sarcastic exclamation of thanks after being fucked by Sysco in a professional capacity.
The truck is in and we have to send everything it brought back. The fresh food has wilted, the frozen food has thawed, and the cake we ordered 2 weeks ago is months out of date. Thanks Sysco.
Thanks Sysco by Harutemu March 13, 2021

Syscourse 

Syscourse is discourse around systems and plural stuff in general (stuff around DID, OSDD, MPD ect)
Alter 1: What’s your opinion on DSMP Fictives?
Alter 2: Sorry, I don’t like to get involved in Syscourse.
Syscourse by blacklight.cos July 10, 2022

Sysco meal

An experience or object that is strictly functional and entirely unremarkable. It is characterized by being "just there". Neither high-quality nor noticeably poor, resulting in a state of boring neutrality that leaves no lasting impression.
Alex: "How was the concert last night?"
Jordan: "It was a total Sysco Meal."
Alex: "Damn, that sucks."
Sysco meal by Lord of Reset January 21, 2026
When going to a chain restaurant and the food was really good or bad. Take the place of cooking.
The crew did a really good job sysco-ing these mozzarella sticks.
Sysco-ing by Madbrad78244 July 1, 2026
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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