swordfuck

The art of sexual penetration (preferably vaginally) with a sword.

I'm going to swordfuck this prostitute.

by Zeed November 28, 2010

wordfucker

A wordsmith who can practically persuade anyone to do anything with their carefully chosen language.

That woman is the most talented and confident wordfucker I’ve ever met.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2019

sportfuckin'

the act of fucking for sport, often in a one night stand capacity. Usually accomodated by ho's at clubz or bitches you meet at parties, beaches, supermarkets, libraries and church picnics.

"Yo B, lets hit the clubz tonight and do some sportfuckin'"

by Lazarus Ciccone April 17, 2004

Sporkfucker

1: Someone who makes up pointless words, and then defines them with esoteric references and obscenities.

2: Someone who attempts sexual intercourse woth a spork, usually resulting in extreme bodily harm.

1: "For making this definition, I am likely a Sporkfucker, but I believe it was worth it."

2: "I, am a sporkfucker. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go to the hospital."

by Sah-gay February 16, 2005

sportfucking gene

*noun*: a person with the ability to have sex without developing emotional connections with the person he or she fucks.

"Dude, your definitely a nesting creature you must have been born without the sportfucking gene."

by evecchio April 13, 2010

wordfuck

wordfuck or wordf, was made famous due to a typo, and in certain sects of nerds has been used to describe a horribly distorted typo.

Yes is a word, ywf is a wordfuck.

by The Beatkeeper August 22, 2011

Swordchucks, yo

You face a grave danger. Your homicidal mage 'friend' is out of mana. What is your answer to any foe eyeing you over to see if you fit on his dinnerplate?

See Swordchucks.

Enemy: BLEEEAAAARGGHHH!
Fighter: Swordchucks, yo.

by Grey April 15, 2005